'Rahm Emanuel, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
'Rahm Emanuel, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
#1'Rahm Emanuel, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:01pm
This is that Eric Massa, Democratic congressman who is being forced to resign because he sexually harassed a male staffer, um, because he has cancer, um, because Obama and Rahm Emanuel want him out because he was voting against health care, um, because...
"I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me."
Who knows what to believe!
Wonkette: About That Time Rahm Emanuel Stabbed Eric Massa With His Penis In The Showers
#2'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:07pmIs 'chest' a euphamism?
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#2'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:10pmWhy does it say penis in the headline?
#3'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:12pmThat's Wonkette humor.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#4'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:14pmI must not have a Wonkette funny bone.
#5'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:25pmIt's an acquired snark. I used to have it, until they switched Wonkettes
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#6'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:27pm
Heh. I kind of lump them in with Gawker and Defamer (all those sites like identical to me). I just don't get it.
#7'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:33pm
They have about a dozen headlines about Rahm's penis and Eric Massa today. Here's the latest:
Emanuel/Massa Shower Penis Feud Goes Back FOUR WHOLE YEARS
http://wonkette.com/#ixzz0hcw1A70G
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#8'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:37pmDid he poke him with his penis?
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#9'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:49pm
Yeahhhhhhhhh... my somewhat-unexpected crush on Rahm Emanuel means I might be having some interesting dreams on this subject tonight... XD
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#10'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 6:03pmSlow newsday.
Poster Emeritus
#11'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 6:26pm
I've had a secret crush on Rahm Emanuel ever since I had a dream about negotiating peace in the Middle East with him (not a euphemism, we literally drove around Israel in a Jeep). Sadly he's too short for me in real life, but I still have my dreams.
Regardless of how his career continues, Rahm Emanuel is the kind of political character that they will be writing biographies on for centuries to come.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#12'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 7:07pmReally? How short is he?
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#13'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/8/10 at 9:16pmI've read about 5'7".
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#14'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/9/10 at 8:11amSounds like Massa is having a problem distinguishing between his fantasy and reality.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#15'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/9/10 at 11:03am
He's teeny but tremendously sexy. He was my congressman. First time I met him I opened my apartment door and there he was. I was tongue tied and weak in the knees.
If he poked me in the shower I'd immediately poke him back.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#16'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/9/10 at 11:03amOh yeah, Massa. He's nuts.
#17'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/9/10 at 12:36pmWas he going door to door for votes, or was he actually visiting? I'm jealous. The only people who come to my door are Mormons.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#18'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/9/10 at 12:42pmI wonder if he poked him with his short finger? When you shake Rahm's hand, you can feel that he is missing part of a finger!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#19'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/9/10 at 12:47pmOh he was campaigning door to door. I guess I should have said that. I got a little, ahem, misty-eyed thinking of it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#20'Rahm Emanael, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/9/10 at 4:53pm
Ah the other shoe begins to drop:
Former representative. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) has been under investigation for allegations that he groped multiple male staffers working in his office, according to three sources familiar with the probe.
The allegations surrounding the former lawmaker date back at least a year, and involve "a pattern of behavior and physical harassment," according to one source. The new claims of alleged groping contradict statements by Massa, who resigned his office on Monday after it became public that he was the subject of a House ethics committee investigation for possible harassment.
According to two sources familiar with the probe, Massa's former deputy chief of staff Ron Hikel provided the information about the staffers' allegations to the House ethics committee three weeks ago. Hikel had earlier sought advice from Hoyer's office about brewing internal complaints, the sources said, and had been urged to report the allegations to the committee.
Massa under investigation for allegedly groping male staffers
#21'Rahm Emanuel, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/9/10 at 5:12pmIt just gets weirder and weirder.
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#22'Rahm Emanuel, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/9/10 at 7:16pmPoor Rahm - ever since that incident with the meat slicer at Arby's, he's never been able to do shadow puppets with his right hand...
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#23'Rahm Emanuel, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/9/10 at 7:18pmI used to be totally hot for him, but I just find him kind of repugnant now.
#24'Rahm Emanuel, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'
Posted: 3/9/10 at 10:14pm
Massa went on Glenn Beck for a whole hour. By the end of the hour, Beck turned to the camera and said "I'm sorry,m America. I just wasted an hour of your lives. I'm sorry I had this guy on."
Massa admitted he groped another male staffer:
"Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday and it was kill the old guy."
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