'Rahm Emanuel, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'

This is that Eric Massa, Democratic congressman who is being forced to resign because he sexually harassed a male staffer, um, because he has cancer, um, because Obama and Rahm Emanuel want him out because he was voting against health care, um, because...



"I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me."

Who knows what to believe!




Wonkette: About That Time Rahm Emanuel Stabbed Eric Massa With His Penis In The Showers

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Updated On: 3/9/10 at 05:01 PM

Why does it say penis in the headline?

I must not have a Wonkette funny bone.

Heh. I kind of lump them in with Gawker and Defamer (all those sites like identical to me). I just don't get it.

Did he poke him with his penis?

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Slow newsday.

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Really? How short is he?

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Sounds like Massa is having a problem distinguishing between his fantasy and reality.

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Oh yeah, Massa. He's nuts.

I wonder if he poked him with his short finger? When you shake Rahm's hand, you can feel that he is missing part of a finger!

Ah the other shoe begins to drop:
Former representative. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) has been under investigation for allegations that he groped multiple male staffers working in his office, according to three sources familiar with the probe.

The allegations surrounding the former lawmaker date back at least a year, and involve "a pattern of behavior and physical harassment," according to one source. The new claims of alleged groping contradict statements by Massa, who resigned his office on Monday after it became public that he was the subject of a House ethics committee investigation for possible harassment.

According to two sources familiar with the probe, Massa's former deputy chief of staff Ron Hikel provided the information about the staffers' allegations to the House ethics committee three weeks ago. Hikel had earlier sought advice from Hoyer's office about brewing internal complaints, the sources said, and had been urged to report the allegations to the committee.
Massa under investigation for allegedly groping male staffers

Poor Rahm - ever since that incident with the meat slicer at Arby's, he's never been able to do shadow puppets with his right hand...

Massa went on Glenn Beck for a whole hour. By the end of the hour, Beck turned to the camera and said "I'm sorry,m America. I just wasted an hour of your lives. I'm sorry I had this guy on."

Massa admitted he groped another male staffer:

"Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday and it was kill the old guy."

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