'Rahm Emanuel, Naked in the Shower, Poking My Chest...'

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:01pm

This is that Eric Massa, Democratic congressman who is being forced to resign because he sexually harassed a male staffer, um, because he has cancer, um, because Obama and Rahm Emanuel want him out because he was voting against health care, um, because...



"I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me."

Who knows what to believe!




Wonkette: About That Time Rahm Emanuel Stabbed Eric Massa With His Penis In The Showers

Updated On: 3/9/10 at 05:01 PM

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:07pm

Is 'chest' a euphamism?

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:10pm

Why does it say penis in the headline?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:12pm

That's Wonkette humor.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:14pm

I must not have a Wonkette funny bone.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:25pm

It's an acquired snark. I used to have it, until they switched Wonkettes

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:27pm

Heh. I kind of lump them in with Gawker and Defamer (all those sites like identical to me). I just don't get it.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:33pm

They have about a dozen headlines about Rahm's penis and Eric Massa today. Here's the latest:

Emanuel/Massa Shower Penis Feud Goes Back FOUR WHOLE YEARS

http://wonkette.com/#ixzz0hcw1A70G

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:37pm

Did he poke him with his penis?

[Weez]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:49pm

Yeahhhhhhhhh... my somewhat-unexpected crush on Rahm Emanuel means I might be having some interesting dreams on this subject tonight... XD

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 6:03pm

Slow newsday.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 6:26pm

I've had a secret crush on Rahm Emanuel ever since I had a dream about negotiating peace in the Middle East with him (not a euphemism, we literally drove around Israel in a Jeep). Sadly he's too short for me in real life, but I still have my dreams.


Regardless of how his career continues, Rahm Emanuel is the kind of political character that they will be writing biographies on for centuries to come.

[singtopher]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 7:07pm

Really? How short is he?

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 9:16pm

I've read about 5'7".

[madbrian]

Posted: 3/9/10 at 8:11am

Sounds like Massa is having a problem distinguishing between his fantasy and reality.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/9/10 at 11:03am

He's teeny but tremendously sexy. He was my congressman. First time I met him I opened my apartment door and there he was. I was tongue tied and weak in the knees.

If he poked me in the shower I'd immediately poke him back.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/9/10 at 11:03am

Oh yeah, Massa. He's nuts.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 3/9/10 at 12:36pm

Was he going door to door for votes, or was he actually visiting? I'm jealous. The only people who come to my door are Mormons.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 3/9/10 at 12:42pm

I wonder if he poked him with his short finger? When you shake Rahm's hand, you can feel that he is missing part of a finger!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/9/10 at 12:47pm

Oh he was campaigning door to door. I guess I should have said that. I got a little, ahem, misty-eyed thinking of it.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/9/10 at 4:53pm

Ah the other shoe begins to drop:
Former representative. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) has been under investigation for allegations that he groped multiple male staffers working in his office, according to three sources familiar with the probe.

The allegations surrounding the former lawmaker date back at least a year, and involve "a pattern of behavior and physical harassment," according to one source. The new claims of alleged groping contradict statements by Massa, who resigned his office on Monday after it became public that he was the subject of a House ethics committee investigation for possible harassment.

According to two sources familiar with the probe, Massa's former deputy chief of staff Ron Hikel provided the information about the staffers' allegations to the House ethics committee three weeks ago. Hikel had earlier sought advice from Hoyer's office about brewing internal complaints, the sources said, and had been urged to report the allegations to the committee.
Massa under investigation for allegedly groping male staffers

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/9/10 at 5:12pm

It just gets weirder and weirder.

[Jon]

Posted: 3/9/10 at 7:16pm

Poor Rahm - ever since that incident with the meat slicer at Arby's, he's never been able to do shadow puppets with his right hand...

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 3/9/10 at 7:18pm

I used to be totally hot for him, but I just find him kind of repugnant now.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/9/10 at 10:14pm

Massa went on Glenn Beck for a whole hour. By the end of the hour, Beck turned to the camera and said "I'm sorry,m America. I just wasted an hour of your lives. I'm sorry I had this guy on."

Massa admitted he groped another male staffer:

"Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday and it was kill the old guy."