Alas, I have heard of many turkey products, but never turkey bacon.
There are some times when I think, "Gee...I sure do eat a lot of meat. Maybe I should go veggie."
Then I think about the last time I tried to do that. My sister, who has been a vegetarian for a few years now, said "Oh, you have to try eating tofu a lot. I looooooove tofu."
I think tofu is one of the most disgusting things man ever created. No offense to all you tofu fans out there, but I mean...it's rubbery and severely lacking in taste. And even if you attempt to flavor it, it's stil bad.
So the cows remain unsafe from me and my carnivorous habits. Oh well.
"And now for something completely different..."