Rapture Orphan Rescue
Rapture Orphan Rescue
#1Rapture Orphan Rescue
Posted: 8/10/10 at 7:29am
Now this is a clever idea.
For $96.00 a head this organization of atheists will look after your kid(s) should they not ascend with you during The Rapture.
Good business plan
....but the world goes 'round
#2Rapture Orphan Rescue
Posted: 8/10/10 at 8:39am
Will all gay team members promise to 'convert' to heterosexuality after the rapture?
I'm guessing that the $96 price tag isn't random...but I can't figure out its significance.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#2Rapture Orphan Rescue
Posted: 8/10/10 at 8:47am
I was looking for that too Brian. I'm sure it's there somewhere.
I don't know if you saw this, but for a million they'll actually break into your home (post-Rapture, natch) and take the kids Elián González style. Not sure why all that force is necessary after the end of days, but there ya' go.
....but the world goes 'round
#3Rapture Orphan Rescue
Posted: 8/10/10 at 9:01amRapture Orphan Rescue sounds like an indie rock band.
#4Rapture Orphan Rescue
Posted: 8/10/10 at 9:16amIn the same vein as Credence Clearwater Revival?
....but the world goes 'round
#5Rapture Orphan Rescue
Posted: 8/10/10 at 9:18amSomething like that. Except they'll throw raw meat at the audience.
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