Rapture Orphan Rescue

[tazber]

Posted: 8/10/10 at 7:29am

Now this is a clever idea.

For $96.00 a head this organization of atheists will look after your kid(s) should they not ascend with you during The Rapture.




Good business plan

[madbrian]

Posted: 8/10/10 at 8:39am

Will all gay team members promise to 'convert' to heterosexuality after the rapture?

I'm guessing that the $96 price tag isn't random...but I can't figure out its significance.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/10/10 at 8:47am

I was looking for that too Brian. I'm sure it's there somewhere.

I don't know if you saw this, but for a million they'll actually break into your home (post-Rapture, natch) and take the kids Elián González style. Not sure why all that force is necessary after the end of days, but there ya' go.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/10/10 at 9:01am

Rapture Orphan Rescue sounds like an indie rock band.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/10/10 at 9:16am

In the same vein as Credence Clearwater Revival?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/10/10 at 9:18am

Something like that. Except they'll throw raw meat at the audience.