Rapture countdown
Rapture countdown
#1Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:29am
Don't bother buying show tickets beyond a week from Saturday, because the mother of all closings is coming.
Rapture
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#2Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:31amCan we put it off until AFTER Memorial Day weekend? I've got plans!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#4Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:41amI am so excited!!!
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#6Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:44am
Took this in Times Square the beginning of April. Should've paid more attention to it!!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#7Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:45amIT's just a shame no one will be able to see Deathly Hallows p.2.
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#8Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:48amAnd they need to learn how to spell!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#9Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:55amIf Christ has a knee injury, will we get Pearl Sun instead?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#10Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:56amI can't wait til all the snooty busy bodies are Raptured the hell outta here. Because what they're missing is the fact that the Rapture is a trick ending, like in A Chorus Line.
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#11Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:04pmgirlie, what did they misspell? If you're thinking "judgment," that's actually the correct spelling.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#12Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:10pm
So, when do I have to stop s***ing c**k?
I love that Blondie song! I'm often found eating carbs.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#13Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:14pmWait, I thought Rapture was happening Everyday!
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney
We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
Tom1071
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/1/04
#14Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:24pm
Maybe now I'll be able to get a damn seat on the train in the morning.
Updated On: 5/11/11 at 12:24 PM
#15Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:25pmGuess I need a refresher course!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#16Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:26pm^ Tis true. I use Sherie for all my religious needs. :)
#17Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 1:18pmI'm more than a little disappointed that Hallmark doesn't have greeting cards to commemorate this event.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
beautywickedlover
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/07
#18Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 1:34pm
"IT's just a shame no one will be able to see Deathly Hallows p.2."
Ditto!
JbaraFan1
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/14/04
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#20Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 2:26pm
During National Masturbation Month?!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#21Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 2:40pmSo Debbie Harry was right? This will be Finger F*cking Rapture?
#22Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 3:01pma little over a week to shave all my body hair, buy new white tennis shoes, and scrounge up $5.25 in quarters.......
Slotted spoons don't hold much soup
#23Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:29pmI'm busy that day. I'll wait for the next Rapture.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#24Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:57pmIf I bring my Passion of the Christ DVD, will Jesus sign it?
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#25Rapture countdown
Posted: 5/12/11 at 2:08amThat's the day before I graduate from college. How do I have any chance of survival without my BA in Theatre Arts?
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