Reichen: tacky, yet politically active- Page 5

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/9/07 at 1:02am

It strikes me that in person people would say "oh I loved your book" or "I was so glad you won Amazing Race"

As god is my witness, if I ever have the chance to cross paths with the plastic man, (and I probably will), I will say to him, "I think you are just awful and wish you would stop popping up in front of cameras. You are just not interesting or worthwhile."

I swear.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 6/9/07 at 1:39am

And what would you say to Chip?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/9/07 at 1:41am

"Nice chest hair, Chip."

[DAME]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 12:20pm

and " Can I nap on it? "

[Liverpool]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 1:43pm

"It's like "GayWatch."


HEY I resent that. i happen to enjoy GW in a very non-sleazy way.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 3:09pm

I swear to Christ, I went to the Boston Globe website to look at the coverage of the Massachusetts Constitutional Convention and Google Ads placed three ads at the bottom of the page, all text. One read, "FLY NAKED" and then the next line said "The Reichen Collection, 10% goes to SLDN."

When I hit reload, it changed to "THE REICHEN COLLECTION."

And this is why I abhor that man.

[DAME]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 3:36pm

I think you should have a explosive interview with him and then we can do a play based on it like FROST/NIXON. We can call it Namo/Reichen.. or perhaps something else.

[robbiej]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 3:39pm

And does anyone else think that the name FLY NAKED sounds like a veiled endoresement of bare-backing?

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 3:40pm

Oh, Dame, that would be wonderful! Someone get New World Stages on the horn!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 3:53pm

I don't even know what the stupid name is supposed to signify...

and any show that consisted of me interviewing that mannequin would have to be included in a festival of ten minute plays.

[Kalimba]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 4:03pm

In this case, 15 minute plays.

[DAME]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 4:15pm

I disagree. Namo a person of your substance can make plastic come to life. That would be the true art of the piece.

[robbiej]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 4:19pm

Would we call it Young Namostein?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 4:21pm

"It Looks Almost ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"

[PalJoey]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 4:31pm

Maybe he isn't actually alive...?

Updated On: 6/15/07 at 04:31 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 4:35pm

Okay, how about if I just sit in a chair and read excerpts of "his" "autobiography" and when I finish I look up and say "It's A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"

That'd be theatrical, right?

[robbiej]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 4:38pm

Was he cut from FIDO?

[DAME]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 5:06pm

Namo.. I think that could be act 2.

[B3TA07]

Posted: 6/15/07 at 6:48pm

My bologna has a first name.

[DAME]

Posted: 6/16/07 at 12:45pm

What would be a good poster for the play Namo?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/16/07 at 1:04pm

That's easy: a cement block being hugged by a baboon in estrus, of course!

[DAME]

Posted: 6/16/07 at 1:06pm

Fabulous. maybe we can get Sueleengay to design it. I can see the t-shirts now.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/16/07 at 1:10pm

Is Sueleen a designer on top of being a madame? That woman has some skills.

[shiksa_goddess]

Posted: 6/16/07 at 1:11pm

Reichen looks like one of those dead swamp people from Lord of the Rings, in that picture. Hmmm....

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/16/07 at 1:14pm

He best turn around as that horse is about to run him more OVER than his "career."