Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split — Page 2

#26

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 7:07pm

Coley - a manly name if ever there was one.

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#27

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 7:12pm

He IS kinda cute....he must be so broken up, I wish I was there to offer "support"

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#28

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 7:18pm

Good thing it's an anullment, otherwise she'd get the goldmine and he'd take the shaft.

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#29

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 7:24pm

Speaking of annullments; didn't Ted Kennedy get his marriage from Joan annulled after 20+ years and kids?

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#30

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 7:57pm

Is annullment a civil action? I thought it was just a religious thing.

Over at PerezHilton, he's saying that "sources" say that Renee married Kenny just to get back at Jack White. If true, that's cold.

back to real life...

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#31

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 8:11pm

Kennedy's annulment was granted through the Catholic Church. Religious and civil annulment are two separate issues, with different criteria.

#32

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 8:15pm

"Kenny Chesney is straight?!"

The point of most of these posts is to the contrary.

#33

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 8:38pm

serves her right. Bitc* took my man!

#34

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 9:09pm

Yeah am i the one of the only ones happy about this? Kenny Chesney is my future husband. okay maybe not but i sure do love him... i saw him in concert and man oh man... i don't see how he could ever be anything but mine

#35

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 9:26pm

Did he run out of coke for her to snort?

#36

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 10:14pm

You can hide your bald head with a cowboy hat, but you can't hide your true nature with a beard!

#37

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 10:28pm

Everyone knows you can't go from rock to country.

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#38

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 10:31pm

I get the distinct feeling Renee has no clue in what to look for in a man...her choices have verged from bizarre to ..well..bizzare!

#39

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 10:49pm

Good one Jon! Chrome domes and hats!

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#40

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 10:58pm

These two really should have given their union a little more thought before taking the plunge, don't you think?

#41

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:06pm

But it was on the beach and so pretty and when Renee squinted her eyes (when DOESN'T Renee squint her eyes?) she could see a beautiful future with Kenny involving beaches and steel drum-tinged tunes.

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#42

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:19pm

"When DOESN'T Renee squint her eyes?"

Only when they're closed, Namo... only when they're closed.

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#43

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:23pm

So just how long did this union last?

#44

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:39pm

Four happy happy months.

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#45

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:43pm

Well they outlasted Britney and Jason & Michelle Phillips and Dennis Hopper, but I wouldn't brag about that.

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#46

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:48pm

I can understand being distracted at the beach . . .

#47

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/16/05 at 9:08am

She claims the annulment is because he's a "fraud." How retro, the 50s code.

Well, 'guess the moral is:

Beneath many an urban cowboy lurks a midnight one.

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#48

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/16/05 at 9:10am

Beneath many an urban cowboy lies another urban cowboy.

#49

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/16/05 at 9:13am

I guess Kenny will haveta get a wagon fulla buds, a case of brewskies, and head on down to the drive-in for a midnight showing of HELLBENT.

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#50

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/16/05 at 12:23pm

I guess it's BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2: Kenny's Gone A Huntin'

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