Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split — Page 3

I guess it's BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2: Kenny's Gone A Huntin'

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"fraud" ???

That's interesting..........

I will be seeing it soon.
With Kenney. He's a real sweetheart, Renee just never understood him.

Lildogs, give me a ring, I'll let you know when I'm seeing it so you can join Kenny and me.

why is everyone assuming this man is gay?

Marquise - don't be so sure everyone is assuming - some people actually have connections to others in the recording industry in Nashville.

Apparently, according to the level of hell I'm going to, all my barstools are turned upside down to accomodate four at a time. I'm packing now - keep him busy for just a few minutes

Once again, the hypocrisy of celebrity.

She is now asking for understanding and privacy? She went on THE VIEW within days of the nuptials, proudly touting them, dragging her parents to the audience, and introducing them as supportive. And then produced a slide show of beach shots of her and her black-hatted hubby. Fine. If you open your "private life" up in front of Joy, Star, Barbara, Meredith, you should understand there will be curiosity on all fronts when things go awry. And if she's worried about our interpretation of "fraud," then why use it? Surely there would've been more benign terms. We're now supposed to feel this is a national tragedy. We have real tragedy everywhere.

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reason for divorce : Fraud
TRANSLATION: He's a mary! Rumor has it, his personal trainer knew it!

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It's because when he's shirtless, with or without his nearly-ubiquitous hat on, he looks like a giant phallus. To give you the Freudian reason for his popularity.

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Updated On: 9/17/05 at 12:35 PM

The round pecs are the testicles, the neck is the shaft. And so on.

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I heard Kenny told Renee he liked p*ssy and it turns out he was allergic.

I'm talking about cats, of course. :-P

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I'm getting a tad creeped out, reading this sustained genitalia discussion juxtaposed next to shira's kiddie-porn-lite avatar. Maybe it's just me, but potty training shots have limited appeal.

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