Estupida, you are the only one who is delusional. You WISH you had Ricky Martin, but he doesn't go for drug-addicted toothless drag queens such as yourself. Put down the syringe and the crack pipe and wave away that cloud of toxic fumes that surrounds you and has contaminated your mental faculties and come to the realization that not only have you not had Ricky Martin but NO ONE WANTS YOU.
The smell emanating from your nether regions I am told comes from your utter neglct to bathe yourself. SUCIA. PERRA. ASQUEROSA.
Updated On: 1/5/14 at 12:43 PM