Ricky Martin and Carlos Break Up — Page 2
#27
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:02pm
But I am pretty
Says you as you stare at your crag-a-licious reflection in a broken mirror through a haze of crack smoke.
Says you as you stare at your crag-a-licious reflection in a broken mirror through a haze of crack smoke.
#28
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:04pm
Says Ricky as we lay naked in bed caressing each other uncontrollably.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#29
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:06pm
Says Ricky as we lay naked in bed caressing each other uncontrollably
Translation: "Says me as I lay naked in bed caressing myself with my vibrator uncontrollably"
Translation: "Says me as I lay naked in bed caressing myself with my vibrator uncontrollably"
#30
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:08pm
You named your vibrator Ricky Martin. How..umm.."creative" for a crack whore
#31
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:09pm
See girl,
You just bitter and jealous. You just can't help but project your sad life onto others. I have a solution for you.. I hear Perez Hilton is looking for love. I can't imagine she would turn you down.
You just bitter and jealous. You just can't help but project your sad life onto others. I have a solution for you.. I hear Perez Hilton is looking for love. I can't imagine she would turn you down.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#32
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:10pm
Skank loves Skank.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#33
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:12pm
LoL...I don't go for your nasty-@ss leftovers. I can get my own men.
I'm bitter and jealous? Hunny: pot meet kettle. You're only relevant cause I'm talking to you.
I'm bitter and jealous? Hunny: pot meet kettle. You're only relevant cause I'm talking to you.
#34
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:14pm
More delusions of grandeur. Querida, I know now what you need. But in your state we would need to pay someone good money to give it to you. The cheap ones don't exist since they cleaned times square. Of course.. you probably know where they all hang out.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#36
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:20pm
And Ricky will defend me.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#37
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:24pm
I think I'm done engaging bitter, angry, self-loathing, delusional crack whores like you DAME for the day. I've got better things to do. I'll let you go back to your crack pipe now...it misses you.
#38
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:25pm
Oh honey. Todo con amor y alegria. Gracias por jugar.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#39
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:28pm
LoL....I had fun! Thanks for playing! I'm literally wiping tears of laughter from my eyes! Those were good "reads".
#40
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:29pm
They sure were. It is a ART.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#41
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:31pm
Okay y'all...you can put away your popcorn now. We're done entertaining you! L M F P R A O ! ! !
#42
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:34pm
A good shade fest is so good for the soul.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#43
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:37pm
I know. I haven't read like that in eons. Thanks for keeping me on my toes. You're a worthy opponent.
#44
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:38pm
Some day we can do it in person. I will make sure to have my nails trimmed. 
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
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