Ricky Martin and Carlos Break Up- Page 2
Ricky Martin and Carlos Break Up
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#2650 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:02pm
But I am pretty
Says you as you stare at your crag-a-licious reflection in a broken mirror through a haze of crack smoke.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#2750 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:04pmSays Ricky as we lay naked in bed caressing each other uncontrollably.
#2850 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:06pm
Says Ricky as we lay naked in bed caressing each other uncontrollably
Translation: "Says me as I lay naked in bed caressing myself with my vibrator uncontrollably"
#2950 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:08pmYou named your vibrator Ricky Martin. How..umm.."creative" for a crack whore
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#3050 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:09pm
See girl,
You just bitter and jealous. You just can't help but project your sad life onto others. I have a solution for you.. I hear Perez Hilton is looking for love. I can't imagine she would turn you down.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#3250 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:12pm
LoL...I don't go for your nasty-@ss leftovers. I can get my own men.
I'm bitter and jealous? Hunny: pot meet kettle. You're only relevant cause I'm talking to you.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#3350 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:14pmMore delusions of grandeur. Querida, I know now what you need. But in your state we would need to pay someone good money to give it to you. The cheap ones don't exist since they cleaned times square. Of course.. you probably know where they all hang out.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#3550 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:20pmAnd Ricky will defend me.
#3650 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:24pm
I think I'm done engaging bitter, angry, self-loathing, delusional crack whores like you DAME for the day. I've got better things to do. I'll let you go back to your crack pipe now...it misses you.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#3750 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:25pmOh honey. Todo con amor y alegria. Gracias por jugar.
#3850 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:28pmLoL....I had fun! Thanks for playing! I'm literally wiping tears of laughter from my eyes! Those were good "reads".
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#3950 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:29pmThey sure were. It is a ART.
#4050 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:31pmOkay y'all...you can put away your popcorn now. We're done entertaining you! L M F P R A O ! ! !
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#4150 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:34pmA good shade fest is so good for the soul.
#4250 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:37pmI know. I haven't read like that in eons. Thanks for keeping me on my toes. You're a worthy opponent.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#4350 shades of shade.
Posted: 1/5/14 at 2:38pm
Some day we can do it in person. I will make sure to have my nails trimmed. 
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