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#1

SHANIA TWAIN EYES

I wrote a song called Shania Twain Eyes as a tribute to this beautiful and talented lady. Shania Twain picked up where ABBA left off so many years ago. Her songs are great, her productions are superb. She is the female Elvis and a joy to watch! My song is not about Shania but about a gal who has Shania Twain eyes. Still, Shania is my inspiration!

SHANIA TWAIN EYES

It's a hard day's night
That glaze comes over her eyes
I know what it means
I've got to keep her satisfied
She's got esp
She's got me hypnotized
She's got Shania Twain Eyes

They glow in the dark
I swear, they twinkle and shine
She knows what I like
I really love her sexy ways
They're brown and they're blue
They never fail to surprise
She's got Shania Twain Eyes

She can't sing a note
But she likes country music
Plays it on the radio
She takes me down
To Fan Fair every summer
I kinda dig the show

She knows how
To get what she needs
I crumble when she cries
She's got Shania Twain Eyes
She's got Shania Twain Eyes

c2005 Jim Colyer ASCAP http://www.jimcolyer.com/music/
Shania Twain Official Site> http://shania-twain.com/


Jim Colyer
#2

re: SHANIA TWAIN EYES

So she's got glow-in-the-dark eyes, which glaze over when she sees you? Scary. Sounds like she wants to kill you. And why do you crumble when she cries? Do her tears glow in the dark too? And why does she cry, anyway? You made no previous mention of her being depressed...hmmm, oh well, it rhymes - so at least one good thing has come out of her anguish.

Updated On: 3/30/05 at 06:38 PM

#3

re: SHANIA TWAIN EYES

It's a hard day's night
That glaze comes over her eyes
I know what it means
I've got to keep her satisfied



No, I think it means she was surfing a message board and read the lyrics of a crappy song that some spammer wrote about her.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#4

re: SHANIA TWAIN EYES

I'd ditch this song quick. Bette Davis is not happy!
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#5

re: SHANIA TWAIN EYES

And does Shania not need her eyes, anyway?
*puzzled*
#6

rip off artist!!

i'm afraid jim's song is a little too close to my homage to mutilation.

shania twain's thighs

it's colder than a witch's tit
she looks at me and then she spits
i know she's sayin'
it's about the tab i ain't been payin'
she's got add
she's freshly sanitized
she's got shania twain's thighs

they're still smooth but cold
i swear, i bet she knows
knows what I like about flesh
i really love them
they're tan and they're shaved
i bet mutt was surprised
she's got shania twain's thighs

she can't sing a note
but she wields a mean saw
can make that baby hum
she takes down trees
and the occasional bimbo too
i kinda dig the show

her arms are bigger than mine
when she sweats they really shine
she makes unicorns outta twisty ties
she's got shania twain's thighs
she's got shania twain's thighs

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#8

Shania Twain Eyes

As an ABBA fan, I'm insulted by your statement that Shania picks up where ABBA left off. Please. Shania is a mediocre vocalist at best, whose onstage wardrobe is bizarre, slutty, and just plain ugly. Their only commonality is that you have an unholy obsession with both.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#9

Shania Twain Eyes

Shania recorded Party For Two twice, with Billy Currington and with Mark McGrath. Both duets are on her Greatest Hits which is still #5 on the Billboard Country Album Chart. "Don't" is her latest release. The "Don't" video has her riding a horse. SHANIA TWAIN IS THE THIRD ABBA-GIRL! Agnetha, Frida, Shania!
Jim Colyer
#10

Shania Twain Eyes

thank you for clearing that up jim colyer. once again, you came through for me
::bust a move::
#11

Shania Twain Eyes

Who cares if she's a mediocre vocalist. She's got a great ass!
#12

Shania Twain Eyes

what is all this crap about shania and ABBA? i don't see the connection.
#13

Shania Twain Eyes

Only 4 musical acts in the last 50 years matter. They are Elvis Presley, The Beatles, ABBA & Shania Twain. Each one created the next and each one evolved from the one before it. Elvis Presley created modern music. Look in a karaoke book and you will see that everything began with Elvis. It is all on his shoulders. The Beatles took Elvis' rock and roll and spread it through the British Empire. They turned rock into an art form. The Beatles virtually invented the album. The Beatles failed when they tried to incorporate their wives (Yoko & Linda) into the group. ABBA from Sweden had to do that. ABBA feminized rock music in the women's lib decade (1970s). It became disco. ABBA took disco across Europe, into Russia, the far East and third world. Madonna is essentially an ABBA imitator and has brought nothing new to music. The next quantum leap was Shania Twain. Mutt Lange and Shania are like a third couple in ABBA. Shania performs their co-writes. Shania took the rock of Elvis, the art of The Beatles and the feminism of ABBA to Nashville and country music, a stronghold of male chauvenism. The last 10 years has been the Shania Twain decade. She has sold 60 million CDs and is still out there.

Jim Colyer music

Updated On: 3/31/05 at 11:35 AM

#14

Shania Twain Eyes

Somewhere, aliens from Mars are laughing at the bizarre results that happened from Anal Probe #506949.
#15

Shania Twain Eyes

Uh....huh.

Now I wish I hadn't thrown away all that leftover lithium. Who knew it would come in handy someday?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#16

Shania Twain Eyes

thank you for enlightening me again, jim colyer
::bust a move::
#17

Shania Twain Eyes

"Only 4 musical acts in the last 50 years matter. They are Elvis Presley, The Beatles, ABBA & Shania Twain."

Wow, you live in a very white world, don't you, Jim?

Motown? R&B?
#18

Shania Twain Eyes

Bluemoon, this guy doesn't even live in the real world.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#19

Shania Twain Eyes

Join us, Rath. The world is such a lovely place when you believe Shania Twain is the pinnacle of music.

Oh, and in my world, she's also a lesbian. Just for you.
#20

Shania Twain Eyes

Have you seen those tacky animal prints she wears? How can she NOT be a lesbian? Who else is that fashion-challenged? Shania Twain Eyes

Oh, wait, she's Canadian. Nevermind. I get it now.

*kisses to Rath*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#21

Shania Twain Eyes

I envision a great double bill of Shania with Shirley Q. Liquor, honey...
#22

Shania Twain Eyes

Dammit, Shirley is an ARTIST. How dare you!!!!!!!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#23

Shania Twain Eyes

This is true. She wouldn't be axing Shania how her momma be derrin, would she?
#24

Shania Twain Eyes

No.

Then again, Shania momma is DED. There IS no momma to ask how she durrin, cuz how she durrin is DED.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#25

Shania Twain Eyes

She in heaven?
Ooh, chile!

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