SHANIA TWAIN EYES

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 11:51pm

I wrote a song called Shania Twain Eyes as a tribute to this beautiful and talented lady. Shania Twain picked up where ABBA left off so many years ago. Her songs are great, her productions are superb. She is the female Elvis and a joy to watch! My song is not about Shania but about a gal who has Shania Twain eyes. Still, Shania is my inspiration!

SHANIA TWAIN EYES

It's a hard day's night
That glaze comes over her eyes
I know what it means
I've got to keep her satisfied
She's got esp
She's got me hypnotized
She's got Shania Twain Eyes

They glow in the dark
I swear, they twinkle and shine
She knows what I like
I really love her sexy ways
They're brown and they're blue
They never fail to surprise
She's got Shania Twain Eyes

She can't sing a note
But she likes country music
Plays it on the radio
She takes me down
To Fan Fair every summer
I kinda dig the show

She knows how
To get what she needs
I crumble when she cries
She's got Shania Twain Eyes
She's got Shania Twain Eyes

c2005 Jim Colyer ASCAP http://www.jimcolyer.com/music/
Shania Twain Official Site> http://shania-twain.com/


Jim Colyer

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:38pm

So she's got glow-in-the-dark eyes, which glaze over when she sees you? Scary. Sounds like she wants to kill you. And why do you crumble when she cries? Do her tears glow in the dark too? And why does she cry, anyway? You made no previous mention of her being depressed...hmmm, oh well, it rhymes - so at least one good thing has come out of her anguish.
Updated On: 3/30/05 at 06:38 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:40pm

It's a hard day's night
That glaze comes over her eyes
I know what it means
I've got to keep her satisfied


No, I think it means she was surfing a message board and read the lyrics of a crappy song that some spammer wrote about her.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:41pm

I'd ditch this song quick. Bette Davis is not happy!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:52pm

And does Shania not need her eyes, anyway?
*puzzled*

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:16pm

i'm afraid jim's song is a little too close to my homage to mutilation.

shania twain's thighs

it's colder than a witch's tit
she looks at me and then she spits
i know she's sayin'
it's about the tab i ain't been payin'
she's got add
she's freshly sanitized
she's got shania twain's thighs

they're still smooth but cold
i swear, i bet she knows
knows what I like about flesh
i really love them
they're tan and they're shaved
i bet mutt was surprised
she's got shania twain's thighs

she can't sing a note
but she wields a mean saw
can make that baby hum
she takes down trees
and the occasional bimbo too
i kinda dig the show

her arms are bigger than mine
when she sweats they really shine
she makes unicorns outta twisty ties
she's got shania twain's thighs
she's got shania twain's thighs

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 8:55pm

I see Shania inspires you too. She has a way of doing that.
Shania Twain & Billy Currington's video of Party For Two is nominated by the Academy of Country Music for Vocal Event of the Year. Go Shania! We love you!

Shania Twain gallery> http://www.famousbabes.com/shania/stpics1.htm


Shania Twain gallery

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 9:04pm

As an ABBA fan, I'm insulted by your statement that Shania picks up where ABBA left off. Please. Shania is a mediocre vocalist at best, whose onstage wardrobe is bizarre, slutty, and just plain ugly. Their only commonality is that you have an unholy obsession with both.

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 9:31pm

Shania recorded Party For Two twice, with Billy Currington and with Mark McGrath. Both duets are on her Greatest Hits which is still #5 on the Billboard Country Album Chart. "Don't" is her latest release. The "Don't" video has her riding a horse. SHANIA TWAIN IS THE THIRD ABBA-GIRL! Agnetha, Frida, Shania!
Jim Colyer

[zepka102]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 9:39pm

thank you for clearing that up jim colyer. once again, you came through for me

[Jon]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:56pm

Who cares if she's a mediocre vocalist. She's got a great ass!

[Marquise]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:38am

what is all this crap about shania and ABBA? i don't see the connection.

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:35am

Only 4 musical acts in the last 50 years matter. They are Elvis Presley, The Beatles, ABBA & Shania Twain. Each one created the next and each one evolved from the one before it. Elvis Presley created modern music. Look in a karaoke book and you will see that everything began with Elvis. It is all on his shoulders. The Beatles took Elvis' rock and roll and spread it through the British Empire. They turned rock into an art form. The Beatles virtually invented the album. The Beatles failed when they tried to incorporate their wives (Yoko & Linda) into the group. ABBA from Sweden had to do that. ABBA feminized rock music in the women's lib decade (1970s). It became disco. ABBA took disco across Europe, into Russia, the far East and third world. Madonna is essentially an ABBA imitator and has brought nothing new to music. The next quantum leap was Shania Twain. Mutt Lange and Shania are like a third couple in ABBA. Shania performs their co-writes. Shania took the rock of Elvis, the art of The Beatles and the feminism of ABBA to Nashville and country music, a stronghold of male chauvenism. The last 10 years has been the Shania Twain decade. She has sold 60 million CDs and is still out there.

Jim Colyer music Updated On: 3/31/05 at 11:35 AM

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:41am

Somewhere, aliens from Mars are laughing at the bizarre results that happened from Anal Probe #506949.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:44am

Uh....huh.

Now I wish I hadn't thrown away all that leftover lithium. Who knew it would come in handy someday?

[zepka102]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:52pm

thank you for enlightening me again, jim colyer

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 1:36pm

"Only 4 musical acts in the last 50 years matter. They are Elvis Presley, The Beatles, ABBA & Shania Twain."

Wow, you live in a very white world, don't you, Jim?

Motown? R&B?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 2:45pm

Bluemoon, this guy doesn't even live in the real world.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 2:51pm

Join us, Rath. The world is such a lovely place when you believe Shania Twain is the pinnacle of music.

Oh, and in my world, she's also a lesbian. Just for you.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 2:52pm

Have you seen those tacky animal prints she wears? How can she NOT be a lesbian? Who else is that fashion-challenged?

Oh, wait, she's Canadian. Nevermind. I get it now.

*kisses to Rath*

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 2:53pm

I envision a great double bill of Shania with Shirley Q. Liquor, honey...

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 2:53pm

Dammit, Shirley is an ARTIST. How dare you!!!!!!!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 2:56pm

This is true. She wouldn't be axing Shania how her momma be derrin, would she?

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 2:57pm

No.

Then again, Shania momma is DED. There IS no momma to ask how she durrin, cuz how she durrin is DED.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 2:59pm

She in heaven?
Ooh, chile!