SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga — Page 2

#26

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 3:54pm

What? Sorry, I'm on my hamburger phone.

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#27

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 4:46pm

PROOF

#28

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 8:24pm

The Eeyore joke was really sick.. and really funny.

I loved the digital short.

Ryan Reynolds is hot.

#29

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 8:31pm

it's amazing how you have spent most of your life talking negative about Madonna.

get checked.


anyway...she looked amazing last night on SNL and proved how she can make 51 look like 35 and most 20 year olds would kill for her body.

gaga looked soooo ugly and with nothing of a body next to madonna.
madonna was stunning.

#30

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 8:36pm

She made 51 look like a 35 year old robot. Maybe a cyborg. Actually, more like a 40 year old slightly rusty Rosie from The Jetsons.

And I think Lady Gaga is kinda scary horsey looking, but when they were shaking their asses before they turned around, it was Gaga's that looked best. Good thing you don't poker face. HA HA.

Madonna was creepy. A good sport, but also a creepy one.

Updated On: 10/4/09 at 08:36 PM

#31

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 8:37pm

disagree. but...to each their own.

#32

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 8:43pm

anyway...she looked amazing last night on SNL and proved how she can make 51 look like 35

Wouldn't that be her plastic surgeon(s)?

#33

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 8:46pm

And Haitian voodoo priestesses.

#34

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 8:46pm

'wouldn't that be her plastic surgeon(s)?'

Oh sure, from her neck to her toes has been surgically improved. NOPE.

Gorgeous body. Good for her.

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#35

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 8:49pm

You really think those overdeveloped thighs are gorgeous, Jane?

My first clue it was really Madonna, because the face isn't the one she was born with, was the gloves on her claws. She's understandably self-conscious. Her hands are her picture of Dorian Gray.

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#36

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 8:51pm

Good think you don't poke her hands. HA HA

#37

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 8:53pm

I knew it was her when she first appeared with her back to the camera and her arms up, bent at the elbows. I'm sorry, those arms are just freaky looking.

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#38

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:16pm

Yeah! In my next life, god, please let me have those arms and that body~

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#39

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:27pm

I think a woman in her 50's is allowed to have some imperfections on an otherwise extremely fit body. Sure, it's been nipped, tucked and injected...but she's obviously looked after herself.

Lady GaGa is obviously not going to be winning beauty contests, quite unconventional looking, but she is by no means ugly. She has one of those faces thats either make or break with hair and make up style - and because she controls her image rather than a parade of stylists, she often doesn't compliment what she has in favour of pushing the boat out a bit. Plus, she has a great figure...more womanly than Madonna's anyway.

#40

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:29pm

Lady gagagoogoo looks very much like the yellow-bellied sapsucker I photographed in the gardens last spring. Especially in profile. Very birdlike.

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#41

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:29pm

Madonna USED to have a womanly body. It's a pity she focussed on turning it into whatever it is now to the detriment of anything she might have developed talent-wise that would be actually interesting.

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#42

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:35pm

She doesn't have to have a womanly body if she doesn't want to. I'm far from alone in admiring it.

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#43

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:38pm

Okay, so, why do we trust that the Madonna body is the result of her hard work and training?

Jane Fonda lied to a generation of women and told them all they had to do was work out with her video tape for an hour per day and they'd have bodies like hers. She conveniently left out that she was also bulimic and had copious amounts of plastic surgery, including breast implants. It's weird enough for women in this culture without other women setting up these standards based on lies.

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#44

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:44pm

Namo, really, don't believe it if you don't want to.

I know it's true. Especially before a tour. she worked out so hard to physically prepare herself for her tours that she would stop menstruating.

You think she looks manly now? You should see her before each tour.

She certainly realizes that, at her age especially, it's important to be as fit as she can for the sake of her career. She's damn smart to do it.

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#45

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:47pm

Working out so hard her period stops is not being "as fit as she can." It's more like dysmorphia, Namo called it. In fact, it's one of the symptoms of anorexia.

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#46

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:49pm

When women athletes stop menstruating they've gone too far. That's what I am saying. There is being prepared for a tour, then there is being obsessive and neurotic and going so far you can no longer see what you look like and when you look in the mirror you see something that's not there. It's very clear she's terrified of body fat, and what she does to herself for whatever reason results in frightening hands that must be covered up and those cinder blocks she has for thighs perched atop knees that almost knock for their disproportionality.

This is why I've always said this weird thing of praising a performer's body always comes back to bite them on the ass. Because once that goes their arsenal is empty.

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#47

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:50pm

Um, dysmorphia is when a person looks in the mirror and does not see what is there.

The anorexic sees a fat person.

Madonna knows what she is and sees it correctly. She knows what she has to do to keep on top of her game in her industry. You are incorrect in implying she has anorexia.

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#48

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:52pm

Namo, I disagree with your analysis of Madonna.

So be it. We go through this all the time! xoxoxox

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#49

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:52pm

"Um, dysmorphia is when a person looks in the mirror and does not see what is there.

The anorexic sees a fat person."

How do you not see that that is the same thing? An anorexic is seeing a fat person - that is not what is there.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#50

re: SNL Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga

Posted: 10/4/09 at 9:57pm

I can't argue this any further. You believe she sees a fat person in the mirror.

I know that she's in the shape she's in for other reasons.

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