SOMMS says

#1

SOMMS says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:56pm

I'm not ever leaving here. You are stuck with me. You have to keep reading my posts. You have to keep reading about my Ex's. You have to see me spar with my Boobsy. Get used to it! I AM NEVER LEAVING

Updated On: 2/3/05 at 02:56 PM

#2

re: SOMMS says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:02pm

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#3

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:04pm

well, there goes the neighborhood!

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he was the gimmicky sort

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#4

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:08pm

And another thing, Papa makes me moist. Get used to that too!

#5

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:08pm

ewww moist!!!

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#6

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:09pm

it's true. i've seen it happen.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#7

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:09pm

I said get used to it, missy!

#8

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:09pm

papa's always dried me out. In a good way though.

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#9

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:09pm

SOMMSY....I predict that you're gonna be very moist tomorrow.

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#10

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:10pm

Okay, okay! You're lucky I adore you both, you big idiots.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:11pm

sometime moist can be a good thing. depends on how you got that way.

Updated On: 2/3/05 at 03:11 PM

#12

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:12pm

Speaking of things that make me moist ....

#13

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 3:14pm

huh? did i miss something?

#14

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 5:59pm

moist like a cake?

#15

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 6:01pm

mmmmm cake!

#16

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 8:22pm

SOMMS, Michael Imperioli just called. He wanted to speak with you. I told him you weren't home and he asked me to take a message. He said: "Tony Danza called for a dime-bag. If you have an extra, please drop it off asap."

Please do NOT forward any more calls to my house.

Thanks.

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#17

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 9:09pm

Actually, SOMMS, I'm predicting an inordinate amount of moistness to occur tomorrow...there might even be heavy dew about this time.

#18

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 9:54pm

A moist fest..yea !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#19

re: somms says

Posted: 2/3/05 at 10:10pm

Things might get slippery, and even rain gear might be required.

#20

re: somms says

Posted: 2/4/05 at 7:27am

I'm still not going anywhere. MOISTNESS does not frighten me! It makes my hair frizz, but it doesn't frighten me.

#21

re: somms says

Posted: 2/4/05 at 7:58am

nuttin' like a moist frizzy headed somms.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#22

re: somms says

Posted: 2/4/05 at 9:43am

That was my signature look in the 70's

#23

re: somms says

Posted: 2/4/05 at 9:59am

That was everyone's signature look in the '70's.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#24

re: somms says

Posted: 2/4/05 at 10:01am

But I did it first!

#25

re: somms says

Posted: 2/4/05 at 10:02am

So we have you to blame?!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson