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#51

re: somms says

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:37pm

Jerby.... Bongo knows of my flirting,but knows who I'll go home to by the end of the night and who will reap the most moistness.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#52

re: somms says

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:38pm

awwwwwwww! That's sweet! I'm jealous.

But I can take over Rask for you if need be...

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#53

re: somms says

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:41pm

You such a good friend Jerby..but I wouldn't want to get SOMMSY upset...plus I'm not giving up on my Raskal yet.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#54

please--SOMMS will just discard me like a used *&^ rag. And, you have to give up on the lil Raskal one of these days. And then he will be ALL MINE. To hug and kiss and cuddle and call him my sweet baboo!

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#55

re: somms says

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:46pm

Ok Jerby..you know I like to share with you. I could never say NO to you.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#56

re: somms says

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:51pm

Well, I have a list of two men I would like you to share with me and....maybe we should take this to PMs?

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#57

re: somms says

Posted: 2/5/05 at 8:17pm

HA!!! Thanks Jerby for reminding the boobster of my presence. Did you notice how he's only saving MOST of his moistness for me? WHO'S GETTING THE REST OF THE MOISTNESSSSSS!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!! CAUSE I WANNA WATCH!!!!

Updated On: 2/5/05 at 08:17 PM

#58

re: somms says

Posted: 2/5/05 at 8:26pm

um, uh, bongo, i, uh, i got a little bit of moistness off boobs last night. now, bongo, you know i luvs ya and had i known you wanted to watch...i would totally have arranged for mrs. mambo to film things for posterity.

bongo, put down that tire iron, you brute!

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

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#59

re: somms says

Posted: 2/5/05 at 8:35pm

damn you papa!!! don't forget the cameras next time...notice the plural, i prefer multiple angles for mucho moistness...and i'm gonna need lots of posterior shots in this film for "posterity". i don't want you to get upset...but...i'm pretty sure i heard boobs call out..."YEAH, MRS. MAMBO...YEAH" serveral times last night. we may both be in trouble.

Updated On: 2/5/05 at 08:35 PM

#60

re: somms says

Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:44am

oh don't worry, bongo. While boobs is off siphoning moisture from papa and the lil raskal, you and I can do various science experiments on humidity.

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#61

re: somms says

Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:00pm

Jerby..I'll make sure that Bongo brings the extra big Tupperware to store all that moistness.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#62

re: somms says

Posted: 2/7/05 at 7:11am

Share the moistness!
Be one with the moistness!
Good things come to people who are moist!
Moist is, as moist does.

#63

re: somms says

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:04am

Mamma always used to say, life is like a box of moistness.

#64

re: somms says

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:26am

You never know what's gonna get you wet...

#65

re: somms says

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:30am

Matt!

That was both funny...and moist!

#66

re: somms says

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:32am

i like it when it gets moist and sticky and it's hard to rinse off...

#67

re: somms says

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:07am

I'd love to hose you down Marquise.

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