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#26

re: somms says

Genetics and some good doobie. What can I say.
#27

re: somms says

I didn't need the doobie. I just had the genetics. Thank God for today's newfangled products and tools.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#28

re: somms says

SOMMS, glad you ain't goin' nowhere, if ya left, I'd have to follow!
#29

re: somms says

clouds so swift an' rain fallin' in
gonna see the new "sweet charity''
pack up your money, pull up your tent sommsy
you ain't goin' nowhere.

whoo-ee, ride me high
tomorrow's the day
that my bride's a-gonna come
whoo-ee, are we gonna fly
down into the easy chair.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#30

re: somms says

Hmmm...SOMMS gave Danza's dime bag to papa by mistake...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#31

re: somms says

somms says
i'm done with Sergio
he treats me like a ragdoll
he hides
the television
says i don't owe him nothing,
but if he comes back again
tell him to wait right here for me
or just
try again tomorrow
i'm gonna kick tomorrow
gonna kick tomorrow


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#32

re: somms says

FRIZZ!
#33

re: somms says

papa doesn't need a dime bag. He's high on the real thing: a clean windshield, powerful gasoline, and a shoe shine.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#34

re: somms says

My seat was very moist.
#35

re: somms says

Good time had by all, Jose'?
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#36

re: somms says

That's what I get for having to leave early.
"Gif me the cobra jool!"
#37

re: somms says

Things were very slippery, indeed.

re: somms says
#38

re: somms says

myr seet wurz moisty.
#39

re: somms says

Boobsy came in last night and shared his moistness with me. Too bad I was still asleep.
#41

re: somms says

I promise to be awake for that!!!!
#42

re: somms says

I'm still moist...I must say that Jose' was the host with the moistess though. re: somms says
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#43

re: somms says

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

That was a good one, Boobs!!

And, bongo, you and Boobs would have no choice! re: somms says
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#44

re: somms says

Jerby...just when I thought my moistness was going away last night I ran into you and the moistness hasn't stopped. re: somms says
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#45

re: somms says

All that humidity...so that explains why my hair got frizzier by the hour.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#47

re: somms says

Yes you do Jerby..in a very good way that is.

You know my moistness couldn't end, especially because of the person sitting next to me all night and even in my car !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#49

re: somms says

Jerby.... Bongo knows of my flirting,but knows who I'll go home to by the end of the night and who will reap the most moistness.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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