S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

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S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/8/14 at 11:58pm

Some people don't care about factory slaughter because they think the chicken just tastes so good. Some people wish the chicken didn't taste so good because they didn't want to make the owner of Chick-fil-A, one Mr. Cathay, any richer. But he was just doing his job as the explicitly Christian owner of the chain.

Well, Cathay's dead. Gone but not forgotten by all the Fox viewers who supported Chick-fil-A's right to be intolerant.

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S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:00am

They should dim the lights for him in hell when he gets there so he thinks it's a comfortable brightness level and then blaze them all of a sudden so that it burns holes through his eyes.

S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:07am

He won't need chicken heat lamps in hell!

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Updated On: 9/9/14 at 12:07 AM

S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:19am

You mean, rooster, gurrrl.

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S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:38am

Rooster Gurrrl will be his new name in hell.

S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:42am

He'll be crispy on the outside!

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S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:47am

And nice and juicy on the inside!

S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/9/14 at 8:02am

Between Whitney, Anna Nicole, and him, Joan's got new jokes for days. Anyone know when she's scheduled to debut her stand-up act before Sky Father and his crew?

#FactsMatter...your feelings not so much.

S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/9/14 at 8:10am

"Anyone know when she's scheduled to debut her stand-up act before Sky Father and his crew?"

Joan will be filling in for Carson on his off days, and she hopes to get the gig permanently when he retires.

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/9/14 at 9:13am

Joan Rivers is dead. She's a stiff. She's bereft of life. She rests in peace. Her metabolic processes are now history. She's off the twig. She's kicked the bucket. She's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible.

She can't hurt anybody anymore.

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S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/9/14 at 5:41pm

She's just pining for the fjords!

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S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

Posted: 9/9/14 at 10:06pm

Word.

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