S. Truett Cathy, 93, Chick-fil-A Icon, Dies

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/14 at 11:58pm

Some people don't care about factory slaughter because they think the chicken just tastes so good. Some people wish the chicken didn't taste so good because they didn't want to make the owner of Chick-fil-A, one Mr. Cathay, any richer. But he was just doing his job as the explicitly Christian owner of the chain.

Well, Cathay's dead. Gone but not forgotten by all the Fox viewers who supported Chick-fil-A's right to be intolerant.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:00am

They should dim the lights for him in hell when he gets there so he thinks it's a comfortable brightness level and then blaze them all of a sudden so that it burns holes through his eyes.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:07am

He won't need chicken heat lamps in hell!

Updated On: 9/9/14 at 12:07 AM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:19am

You mean, rooster, gurrrl.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:38am

Rooster Gurrrl will be his new name in hell.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:42am

He'll be crispy on the outside!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/9/14 at 12:47am

And nice and juicy on the inside!

[javero]

Posted: 9/9/14 at 8:02am

Between Whitney, Anna Nicole, and him, Joan's got new jokes for days. Anyone know when she's scheduled to debut her stand-up act before Sky Father and his crew?

[madbrian]

Posted: 9/9/14 at 8:10am

"Anyone know when she's scheduled to debut her stand-up act before Sky Father and his crew?"

Joan will be filling in for Carson on his off days, and she hopes to get the gig permanently when he retires.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/9/14 at 9:13am

Joan Rivers is dead. She's a stiff. She's bereft of life. She rests in peace. Her metabolic processes are now history. She's off the twig. She's kicked the bucket. She's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible.

She can't hurt anybody anymore.

[sabrelady]

Posted: 9/9/14 at 5:41pm

She's just pining for the fjords!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/9/14 at 10:06pm

Word.