Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)

[romantico]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#1

Posted: 7/15/11 at 3:47pm

Sarah Palin was defeated in 2008. How do you title a movie about a defeated candidate UNDEFEATED? I know Republicans LOVE to re-write history but c'mon!

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/07/sarah-palin-movie-debuts-to-empty-theater-in-orange-county/241983/

Will she blame the liberal media or the Godless Potterheads for taking away business? Its Sarah Palin(the victim) so ya know there's gotta be SOMEONE to blame!

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

[best12bars]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#2

Posted: 7/15/11 at 6:25pm

Maybe it should have been called "Sarah Palin and the Deathly Shallows."

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[Jordan Catalano]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#2

Posted: 7/15/11 at 6:33pm

starring She Who Must Not Be Named.

[romantico]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#3

Posted: 7/15/11 at 7:00pm

Sarah Palin vs. Harry Potter. Sorry, no contest. The world loves Harry!

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

[best12bars]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#4

Posted: 7/15/11 at 7:05pm

"Harry Palin and the Prisoner of Alaskaban"

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 7/15/11 at 07:05 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#5

Posted: 7/15/11 at 7:15pm

"I can see Hogwarts from my house!"

[Wildcard]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#6

Posted: 7/15/11 at 7:18pm

The true good vs. evil battle this weekend… Harry vs. Sarah

[best12bars]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#7

Posted: 7/15/11 at 8:00pm

"Sarah Potter and the Half-Baked Plans"

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[StockardFan]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#8

Posted: 7/15/11 at 8:15pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Besty for the win!

KFTC!!!!!

[Jordan Catalano]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#9

Posted: 7/15/11 at 8:19pm

"Sarah Potter and the Prisoner of Guantanamo Bay"

Muslumus Extractus! Updated On: 7/15/11 at 08:19 PM

[madbrian]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#11

Posted: 7/15/11 at 8:25pm

Sarah Potter and the Order of the Phonics

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

[supportivemom]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#12

Posted: 7/15/11 at 8:54pm

This thread is HILARIOUS! You guys are so clever- LOVE IT!

[romantico]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#13

Posted: 7/15/11 at 9:15pm

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

[best12bars]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#14

Posted: 7/15/11 at 9:55pm

"Sarry Palor and the Odor of the T-Shirts"

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[Jordan Catalano]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#15

Posted: 7/15/11 at 9:59pm

"Bristol Potter and the Goblet of Bartles and James"
Updated On: 7/15/11 at 09:59 PM

[best12bars]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#16

Posted: 7/15/11 at 10:02pm

Or just the Whorecrux.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[wickedfan]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#17

Posted: 7/15/11 at 10:54pm

Besty, you just won this thread.

"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.

[Jordan Catalano]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#18

Posted: 7/15/11 at 11:28pm

Those are some whorecruxes that need to be destroyed ASAP.

[scott68]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#19

Posted: 7/15/11 at 11:50pm

Sarah Palin and the Deep Freezer of Secrets

Sarah Palin and the Prisoner of the Governor's Office

Sarah Palin and the Deathly Panels

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

[tazber]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#20

Posted: 7/16/11 at 10:20am

I guess Tripp is the half blood prince.

....but the world goes 'round

[tazber]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#21

Posted: 7/16/11 at 10:21am

Double

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 7/16/11 at 10:21 AM

[Jordan Catalano]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#22

Posted: 7/16/11 at 10:23am

I thought it was "Sarah Potter and the Halfwit Daughter"

[mominator]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#23

Posted: 7/16/11 at 10:51am

Best thread of the morning.

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[Gothampc]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#24

Posted: 7/16/11 at 12:17pm

For people who want Sarah Palin to go away, you sure do talk about her a lot.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[Jordan Catalano]

Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)#25

Posted: 7/16/11 at 12:29pm

Really? That's the best you got? It's like you're not even trying anymore, Goth!