Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County. (literally EMPTY)

[romantico]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 3:47pm

Sarah Palin was defeated in 2008. How do you title a movie about a defeated candidate UNDEFEATED? I know Republicans LOVE to re-write history but c'mon!

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/07/sarah-palin-movie-debuts-to-empty-theater-in-orange-county/241983/

Will she blame the liberal media or the Godless Potterheads for taking away business? Its Sarah Palin(the victim) so ya know there's gotta be SOMEONE to blame!

[best12bars]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 6:25pm

Maybe it should have been called "Sarah Palin and the Deathly Shallows."

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 6:33pm

starring She Who Must Not Be Named.

[romantico]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 7:00pm

Sarah Palin vs. Harry Potter. Sorry, no contest. The world loves Harry!

[best12bars]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 7:05pm

"Harry Palin and the Prisoner of Alaskaban"

Updated On: 7/15/11 at 07:05 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 7:15pm

"I can see Hogwarts from my house!"

[Wildcard]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 7:18pm

The true good vs. evil battle this weekend… Harry vs. Sarah

[best12bars]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 8:00pm

"Sarah Potter and the Half-Baked Plans"

[StockardFan]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 8:15pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Besty for the win!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 8:19pm

"Sarah Potter and the Prisoner of Guantanamo Bay"

Muslumus Extractus! Updated On: 7/15/11 at 08:19 PM

[madbrian]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 8:25pm

Sarah Potter and the Order of the Phonics

[supportivemom]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 8:54pm

This thread is HILARIOUS! You guys are so clever- LOVE IT!

[romantico]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 9:15pm

[best12bars]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 9:55pm

"Sarry Palor and the Odor of the T-Shirts"

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 9:59pm

"Bristol Potter and the Goblet of Bartles and James"
Updated On: 7/15/11 at 09:59 PM

[best12bars]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 10:02pm

Or just the Whorecrux.

[wickedfan]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 10:54pm

Besty, you just won this thread.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 11:28pm

Those are some whorecruxes that need to be destroyed ASAP.

[scott68]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 11:50pm

Sarah Palin and the Deep Freezer of Secrets

Sarah Palin and the Prisoner of the Governor's Office

Sarah Palin and the Deathly Panels

[tazber]

Posted: 7/16/11 at 10:20am

I guess Tripp is the half blood prince.

[tazber]

Posted: 7/16/11 at 10:21am

Double

Updated On: 7/16/11 at 10:21 AM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/16/11 at 10:23am

I thought it was "Sarah Potter and the Halfwit Daughter"

[mominator]

Posted: 7/16/11 at 10:51am

Best thread of the morning.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 7/16/11 at 12:17pm

For people who want Sarah Palin to go away, you sure do talk about her a lot.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/16/11 at 12:29pm

Really? That's the best you got? It's like you're not even trying anymore, Goth!