Save us from the godless, communist ants
Save us from the godless, communist ants
#0Save us from the godless, communist ants
Posted: 7/28/06 at 9:03am
Protect the children. Especially those impressionable college-age ones. Ladies and gentlemen, the most dangerous movie of the summer:
THE ANT BULLY
#1re: Save us from the godless, communist ants
Posted: 7/28/06 at 9:05am
I just threw up a little bit.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 7/28/06 at 09:05 AM
#2re: Save us from the godless, communist ants
Posted: 7/28/06 at 9:12amThat's sad and hilarious at the same time...
In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...
#3save us from the godless, communist ants
Posted: 7/28/06 at 9:21amheh, where's my magnifying glass? i'll teach those little reds!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#4save us from the godless, communist ants
Posted: 7/28/06 at 9:25am
What's even sadder is this quote:
Only by consulting a resource like MovieGuide® can you truly protect your family from the mentally confusing, potentially offensive content that exists in too many movies and TV programs today, even the ones labeled "family entertainment."
Once again, eschew this secularism...but be sure to support us! And don't forget to buy our books and send us money! We're the ONLY ones with the answer!
#5save us from the godless, communist ants
Posted: 7/28/06 at 9:34amI know it freaked my mother out when I began sculpting a bust of Lenin out of my yams after I saw Fern Gully, right before I ransacked the local Methodist church and scratched out "God" in all the Bibles, replacing it with "Gaia."
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#6save us from the godless, communist ants
Posted: 7/28/06 at 9:41amI thought the Christian Slater fairy in Ferngully was hot.
#7save us from the godless, communist ants
Posted: 7/28/06 at 9:41am
...scratched out "God" in all the Bibles, replacing it with "Gaia."
So I wasn't the only one who watched too much Captain Planet as a child 
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#8save us from the godless, communist ants
Posted: 7/28/06 at 9:43am
You know that Russian girl with the Air powers in Captain Planet was just an insidious Communist plot to infiltrate our good Christian 5 year old soldiers and turn them into stateist humanist onionist
#9save us from the godless, communist ants
Posted: 7/28/06 at 9:45ambut...how was Meryl Streep?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#10save us from the godless, communist ants
Posted: 7/28/06 at 9:52am
I was going to replace it with "Whoopi Goldberg," but that would have taken too long.
And I always felt sorry for that planeteer who got "heart." What a sucky power.
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