Share your wise sayings!- Page 2

[shameless]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 9:08pm

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

[Dancinqueen123]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 9:10pm

I know this sound cheesy, but it's true.
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

[amasis]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 9:13pm

"Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly."

I think that was attributed to the Dalai Lama.

[shameless]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 9:15pm

Ok, I'll give you a serious answer.

Two mottos that I try to live by are:

- Never say things that you can't take back.

- Trust people until they give you a reason not to.

Updated On: 2/14/06 at 09:15 PM

[musicalmjk]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 9:56pm

Accept me as I am. Only then can we discover each - 8 1/2

When life gives you potatoes, Make vodka.

[guitargeek0624]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 10:01pm

When the moon is shining, the cripple is hungry for a walk

We're reading this book in my Humanities class that is full of strange proverbs. It's about the Ibo people of Africa. That's probably the weirdest one in the entire book.

[LaVieHilary]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 10:02pm

I think this is the best one I have ever heard.

"Express Yourself" --Madonna

[BSoBW3]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 10:05pm

When life hands you lemons, make a musical!

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 10:59pm

"No matter where you are, your life will find you. And f*ck you up." -Michael Cerveris

Updated On: 2/14/06 at 10:59 PM

[tacos are great]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 11:10pm

Never walk behind a shod horse.

You'll thank me for that one day.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 1:15am

Man who go to bed with itchy butt,
Wake up with smelly finger!

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 1:15am

Updated On: 1/15/09 at 01:15 AM

[justme2]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 1:36am

"It may be that your purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others"

I don't know who said it, but that saying hung in my cubicle for years!

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 2:08am

Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin' across your face. - Truvy Jones, Steel Magnolias

All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger. -Clairee Belcher, Steel Magnolias

Never perm your own hair and never wear high heels on soggy ground. -Dolly Parton, Straight Talk


"Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok."

[voztimbrada]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 3:23am

"If that is the worst thing that ever happens to you, you'll be just fine."

(Applies to most things)

[jimmirae]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 3:41am

"Don't **** where you eat"

[One Song Glory]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 3:57am

Be kind to unkind people, they need it the most.

[mominator]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 8:05am

Never name a dog Sprinkles!

[shameless]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 8:34am

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.


If you love something, set it free. If it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it.


Don’t sweat the petty things. Don’t pet the sweaty things.


He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 9:05am

I just want you to know no matter what you do, you're gonna die, just like everybody else. -Rose Castorini, Moonstruck

[Elphaba]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 10:01am

jersey, I love that comment

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 10:04am

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high. Look it squarely in the eye, and say, "I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me."

[wexy]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 10:09am

"You never know where you're going until you get there."-
Daffy Duck

[katygrace84]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 10:15am

"Life is like a box of matches and sometimes the whole damn thing goes up in flames. You've got two choices: You can sit there and watch it burn or you can grab some friends, roast marshmallows and have a sing along." -Me

"Don't be seduced into thinking that that which does not make a profit is without value." Arthur Miller

"Everyone loves you when they're about to come." Madonna

"It's wanting that keeps us alive." from Dangerous Beauty

[junglered]

Posted: 2/15/06 at 10:29am

I have two favorites that I use as inspiration:

"The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time".
- James Taylor

"...And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make".
- John Lennon /Paul McCartney