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She Stoops To Fart

She Stoops To Fart

nomdeplume
#1She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/5/06 at 11:48pm

She stoops to fart...

(continue this poem)

SweetQintheLights
#1re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/5/06 at 11:50pm

and shops at Wal-Mart.

Am I making it too clean? re: She Stoops To Fart


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nomdeplume
#2re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/5/06 at 11:52pm

(just a bit pedestrian, SweetQ, but I can run with it)

Where a man with a cart
Updated On: 12/5/06 at 11:52 PM

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JerseyGirl2
#3re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 12:14am

was buying really cheap art.


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

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Rose_MacShane
#4re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 12:17am

She boarded a plane

(like the gassy lassie in the American Air thread!)


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blueroses
#5re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 12:17am

while eating a Pop Tart

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JerseyGirl2
#6re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 12:20am

when she felt the pain...


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

brdlwyr
#7re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 12:31am

on a plane with a pain the tart did fart

Unknown User
#8re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 6:25am

said the fellow in 4C, "Oh! Thats smart!"

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KelRel
#9re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 7:41am

Such a stench arose from that tart's fart!


"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

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SonofMammaMiaSam
#10re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 7:49am

that the flight attendant let go of the beverage cart

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Broadwayboobs
#11re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 7:50am

which hit a man in the aisle in his private part


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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SonofMammaMiaSam
#12re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 7:56am

Ouch, that smarts as he clutches his heart

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spiderdj82
#13re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 7:57am

And from this life, he did part


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

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SonofMammaMiaSam
#14re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 7:59am

while in the bathroom ...

Unknown User
#15re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 8:40am

a gentleman was preparing for a Career in The Arts

Unknown User
#16re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:59am

And eating pudding in shopping carts.

peach
#17re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 12:43pm

While tending to his hairy warts

bbabe24
#18re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 3:40pm

He took off his shorts...


"Crabby old b*tches are the bedrock of this nation." --Mrs. T, Avenue Q

neddyfrank2
#19re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 3:42pm

Which became a new sport

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CyCoSpAz2
#20re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 3:48pm

and then he hired an escort

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luvliza89
#21re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 3:53pm

who turned out to be Martin Short.

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spiderdj82
#22re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 4:22pm

The sight of Short made him start to snort.


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Updated On: 12/6/06 at 04:22 PM

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Raviolisun
#23re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 6:04pm

So he made his way to an all 'mo port.


One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...


It was awesome.
- theaterkid1015

nomdeplume
#24re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/6/06 at 11:46pm

Where a gander meandered to find him a goose


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