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She Stoops To Fart

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#25re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 3:21am

Then he ran to the bathroom

Where his stools were loose

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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#26re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 5:42pm

And jumped out the window on a caboose.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain

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#27re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 5:50pm

In the caboose there was a nastly little racoon.

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#28re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 6:44pm

But for the racoon he did swoon...

"Crabby old b*tches are the bedrock of this nation." --Mrs. T, Avenue Q

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#29re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 7:18pm

only thing to do was jump over the moon...

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#30re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 7:38pm

then land in a sand dune...
Updated On: 12/7/06 at 07:38 PM

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#31re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 8:15pm

and grab his rubber balloon

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#32re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 8:23pm

And have his baboon spit into a spitoon

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#33re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 8:54pm

Then croon the tune of a moonlit loon

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#34re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 8:56pm

And befriended by a bespectled raccoon

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#35re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 9:07pm

then is beat up by a large baboon
Updated On: 12/7/06 at 09:07 PM

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#36re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 9:19pm

Who was eating a Lorna Doone while watching Daniel Boone

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#37re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 9:22pm

When all of a sudden, he swallowed his spoon

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#38re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 10:42pm

And coughed up a chocolate macaroon

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#39re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 10:48pm

And then slept until noon

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#40re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 10:50pm

Then jumped and landed on the moon,

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#41re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/7/06 at 10:59pm

And proclaimed "Sir, you are a loon."

One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...


It was awesome. - theaterkid1015

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Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05

#42re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/8/06 at 5:53pm

When along came an elf with a limping gait

Updated On: 12/8/06 at 05:53 PM

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#43re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/8/06 at 7:05pm

Who said, "This is all wrong! I never have to wait!"

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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#44re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/8/06 at 7:16pm

Then looked at his watch and said "Oh crap, I'll be late."

One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...


It was awesome. - theaterkid1015

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#45re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/8/06 at 7:16pm

And turned to the man with a look of hate

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain

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#46re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/8/06 at 7:18pm

Who started to sing This is The Moment while standing on a crate

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#47re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/8/06 at 8:21pm

Then he went with the man to his Bel Air estate...

"Crabby old b*tches are the bedrock of this nation." --Mrs. T, Avenue Q

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#48re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/8/06 at 8:24pm

Who took pills for an enlarged prostate

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#49re: She Stoops To Fart
Posted: 12/8/06 at 8:28pm

The man had a suit and a look of disgust

One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...


It was awesome. - theaterkid1015

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