Shia LaBeouf LOVES his Mom in a very CREEPY way(this is VERY Disturbing!)
#1Shia LaBeouf LOVES his Mom in a very CREEPY way(this is VERY Disturbing!)
Posted: 5/4/09 at 1:55pm
I will surely look at Shia different after this. This guy needs some serious help!
So, apparently, Shia LaBeouf had an "interesting" childhood and he felt the desperate need to share it with Playboy magazine. Dr. Phil was busy!
He shares some interesting tidbits about his past, including his parent's frequent drug use and his Mom's tendency to walk around naked when his friends were around.
In the June issue, he recalls how weird it was having his "little buds over and Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever." Creepy!
And sometimes, she wasn't even alone: "She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."
On top of living in a nudist camp, he also recalls his parents liberal attitude towards drugs. "Marijuana was always around."
But perhaps the most disturbing fact to come out of this little one-on-one was that Shia loves his Mom WAY more than a grown man should.
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
http://www.starmagazine.com/shia_labeouf_naked_mother/news/15547
http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-04-shias-mom-naked-and-scary
#2re: Shia LaBeouf LOVES his Mom in a very CREEPY way(this is VERY Disturbing!)
Posted: 5/4/09 at 3:11pmMaybe it is because I am older, but, I don't find all of this "disturbing". They were hippies and lived in a nudist camp and smoke a lot of pot. The remarks about his mother being sexy are a bit disturbing though.
Q
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#2re: Shia LaBeouf LOVES his Mom in a very CREEPY way(this is VERY Disturbing!)
Posted: 5/4/09 at 3:14pmI don't find any of it disturbing. Sounds like a bit of projection going on to me.
#3shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 3:19pmwhy do none of them show his mother? naked.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#4shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 3:24pmSounds pretty creepy to me.
Q
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#5shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 3:29pm
Let's see - Not being afraid of the body's natural state? Not thinking that pot is a direct line to the devil? Acknowledging that your mother can be a vibrant, attractive and even sexy woman - even though she's your mother?
Sounds American to me, not dusturbing.
Well . . .
#6shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 3:30pmq, i think it's more the idea that he finds a woman sexy...
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#7shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 3:31pmSpank that monkey~
#8shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 3:32pmlol, Jane!...Now THAT movie was creepy!!
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#9shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 3:45pm
I meant to say UNamerican.
"Jimmy Carter sinned IN HIS MIND!"
#10shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 3:45pm
This was the part I felt was kind of creepy:
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
I'm thinking Mr.Joyboy in the loved one here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APa5BBJbB6c&feature=
#11shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 3:48pmLOL, Jane!!!
#12shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 4:20pm
Let's see...
Childhood full of nudity? Not creepy.
Acknowledgement of one's mother as a beautiful sexual being? Mayn't float everyone's boat, but not necessarily creepy.
Expressing genuine sorrow in a public forum at being unable to marry one's own mother? Yeah, see, there was a line, and that... that's just a wee bit over it. :P
#13shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 4:31pm
Shia and his Mom.I think it's great he is close to his Mom and that he can say how beautiful she is and how great she is. However, there is such a thing as loving your Mom and "loving your Mom". Just came off as a little creepy,that's all.
#14shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 4:43pmSo, he's having an issue with finding someone as sexy as her? Where the hell is he looking?!
#15shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 4:52pmJohnBoy, I was thinking the same thing.....
Q
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#16shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 4:53pm
Not everybody can be a Miss California.
And I guess I just don't feel the 'genuine sorrow' in his statements - but that's just me.
But I'm a godless, child-hating heathen, so no one should be surprised.
#17shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 4:55pm
We're not, Q!!!
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#18shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 5:02pmWow if that's the kinda woman Shia finds sexy, I'm putting on my wig and heading to Cali! I definitely got a shot with Shia!
#19shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 5:05pm
Nah, I'm with you, Q. I feel like there's an underlying bemusement in that quote, not "genuine sorrow." I don't find it creepy. In fact, I think it's almost impressive that a guy his age would throw caution to the wind and say something like that, as evidenced by the overreaction (not necessarily talking about you, romantico, or anyone specific). Then again, I'm not easily shocked, to say the least, so maybe I'm just not getting it.
Updated On: 5/4/09 at 05:05 PM
Q
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#20shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 5:19pmI honestly thought of Joe Gideon in ALL THAT JAZZ talking about his mother, which I also thought was charming and lovely.
Craww
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#21shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 5:53pm
This is great. At least it makes him way less boring.
One of my favorite parts is that he really favors her (here, I mean it in the resemblance sense) so there's a touch of vanity to the statements too. What a good old fashioned psychological cluster**** this kid is.
#23shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 7:34pm
Now imagine that same interview through this mouth.
Updated On: 5/4/09 at 07:34 PM
Q
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#24shy little beef would do his mom if she wasn't his mom
Posted: 5/4/09 at 10:47pm
You do realize, despite the sensationalistic response of the ridiculous tabloid Star Magazine (I won't even address that Perez individual,) the interview was for PLAYBOY - whose famous interviews have prompted even Dame Julie Andrews to proclaim, "Maybe I could ball the band"?
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