Shittens have arrived

[tazber]

Shittens have arrived#1

Posted: 8/16/13 at 10:55pm

Omg.
Link

....but the world goes 'round

[WhizzerMarvin]

Shittens have arrived#2

Posted: 8/16/13 at 10:59pm

LOL! Not too poorly priced either: $9.95/box of 20.

How much poop are people getting on their hands that they need to use one of these?

Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco. Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!

[tazber]

Shittens have arrived#2

Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:02pm

What the hell does this even mean:

to create a special “DRY, WET, DRY” approach.....for special bathroom occasions.

Plus, you can't flush them.

....but the world goes 'round

[Marianne2]

Shittens have arrived#3

Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:03pm

I saw these this morning. My mom asked me if I was sure they were real.

I could see someone with OCD wanting these. Extra protection from germs.

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[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Shittens have arrived#4

Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:04pm

It means you can really get up there and dig in to get it clean after a rough dump. But the same can be accomplished by a damp washcloth and a bit of soft soap.

[WhizzerMarvin]

Shittens have arrived#5

Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:09pm

I wondered about the Dry, Wet, Dry thing too. Do they self-wet with a wet wipe type solution? How do they get dry again for the third swipe?

Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco. Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!

[tazber]

Shittens have arrived#6

Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:12pm

I think I regret posting this now.

....but the world goes 'round

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Shittens have arrived#7

Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:32pm

Whizzer, I think you turn it inside out for the third.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Shittens have arrived#8

Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:38pm

From the thread title I thought it was a new kind of pet. Something that looked like a cross between a Shih Tzu and a kitten.

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[tazber]

Shittens have arrived#9

Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:40pm

LOL Dottie!

....but the world goes 'round

[SNAFU]

Shittens have arrived#10

Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:41pm

I think you use toilet paper, then these then toilet paper again. You don't have to throw them out, dry them in the sun and make a collage.

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[DottieD'Luscia]

Shittens have arrived#11

Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:48pm

Tazber, Well I certainly didn't expect what I saw on the link! LOL

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

[JustAGuy]

Shittens have arrived#12

Posted: 8/17/13 at 12:11am

$9.95 for 20??

Geez, an intestinal virus could send you to the poor house.

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[TheatreDiva90016]

Shittens have arrived#13

Posted: 8/17/13 at 12:20am

Nothing like a handful of crap to get you through the day!

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[Unknown User]

Shittens have arrived#14

Posted: 8/17/13 at 12:40am

Knowing Taz I assumed this was a kit to put adorable ears whiskers and eyes on turds- A kitten made of Sh!t = SH*TTENS!

[Borstalboy]

Shittens have arrived#15

Posted: 8/17/13 at 9:04am

"Bossy Bottoms Use SH*Ttens."

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[Jon]

Shittens have arrived#16

Posted: 8/17/13 at 1:12pm

I'm with Dottie - I envisioned some kind of Shih Tzu/kitten hybrid.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Shittens have arrived#17

Posted: 8/17/13 at 1:46pm

And I'm with Joe and imagined a dried piece of cat poop with googly eyes glued to it.

And maybe a yarn tail....

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[Unknown User]

Shittens have arrived#18

Posted: 8/17/13 at 10:45pm

Diva you're the costumer- I have all the cat poop you need! Get started now so you can put a SH*Tten under every xmas Tree!

[CarlosAlberto]

Shittens have arrived#19

Posted: 8/17/13 at 11:21pm

"Bossy Bottoms Use SH*Ttens."

I've heard Master Bates is an expert. He's a power bottom.

Updated On: 8/17/13 at 11:21 PM

[TheatreDiva90016]

Shittens have arrived#20

Posted: 8/17/13 at 11:48pm

Joe,

I have two cats of my own. So much poop from such little creatures!

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[StockardFan]

Shittens have arrived#21

Posted: 8/18/13 at 2:37pm

OMG, this thread is cracking me up! I also thought it was some sort of new kitten.

KFTC!!!!!

[Bettyboy72]

Shittens have arrived#22

Posted: 8/18/13 at 3:21pm

If you can't master a regular wet wipe, you've got bigger issues than getting poo on your hand.

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[StockardFan]

Shittens have arrived#23

Posted: 8/18/13 at 4:39pm

LOL, so true Betty!

KFTC!!!!!

[CarlosAlberto]

Shittens have arrived#24

Posted: 8/18/13 at 5:13pm

suestorm uses these to wipe her mouth. y'know cuz she just talks (and is full of) sh!t.