Shittens have arrived
Shittens have arrived#2
Posted: 8/16/13 at 10:59pm
LOL! Not too poorly priced either: $9.95/box of 20.
How much poop are people getting on their hands that they need to use one of these?
Shittens have arrived#2
Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:02pm
What the hell does this even mean:
to create a special “DRY, WET, DRY” approach.....for special bathroom occasions.
Plus, you can't flush them.
Shittens have arrived#3
Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:03pm
I saw these this morning. My mom asked me if I was sure they were real.
I could see someone with OCD wanting these. Extra protection from germs.
Shittens have arrived#4
Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:04pmIt means you can really get up there and dig in to get it clean after a rough dump. But the same can be accomplished by a damp washcloth and a bit of soft soap.
Shittens have arrived#5
Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:09pmI wondered about the Dry, Wet, Dry thing too. Do they self-wet with a wet wipe type solution? How do they get dry again for the third swipe?
Shittens have arrived#6
Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:12pmI think I regret posting this now.
Shittens have arrived#7
Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:32pmWhizzer, I think you turn it inside out for the third.
Shittens have arrived#8
Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:38pmFrom the thread title I thought it was a new kind of pet. Something that looked like a cross between a Shih Tzu and a kitten.
Shittens have arrived#10
Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:41pmI think you use toilet paper, then these then toilet paper again. You don't have to throw them out, dry them in the sun and make a collage.
Shittens have arrived#11
Posted: 8/16/13 at 11:48pmTazber, Well I certainly didn't expect what I saw on the link! LOL
Shittens have arrived#12
Posted: 8/17/13 at 12:11am
$9.95 for 20??
Geez, an intestinal virus could send you to the poor house.
Shittens have arrived#13
Posted: 8/17/13 at 12:20amNothing like a handful of crap to get you through the day!
Joined: 12/31/69
Shittens have arrived#14
Posted: 8/17/13 at 12:40amKnowing Taz I assumed this was a kit to put adorable ears whiskers and eyes on turds- A kitten made of Sh!t = SH*TTENS!
Shittens have arrived#15
Posted: 8/17/13 at 9:04am"Bossy Bottoms Use SH*Ttens."
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
Shittens have arrived#16
Posted: 8/17/13 at 1:12pmI'm with Dottie - I envisioned some kind of Shih Tzu/kitten hybrid.
Shittens have arrived#17
Posted: 8/17/13 at 1:46pm
And I'm with Joe and imagined a dried piece of cat poop with googly eyes glued to it.
And maybe a yarn tail....
Joined: 12/31/69
Shittens have arrived#18
Posted: 8/17/13 at 10:45pmDiva you're the costumer- I have all the cat poop you need! Get started now so you can put a SH*Tten under every xmas Tree!
Shittens have arrived#19
Posted: 8/17/13 at 11:21pm
"Bossy Bottoms Use SH*Ttens."
I've heard Master Bates is an expert. He's a power bottom.
Updated On: 8/17/13 at 11:21 PM
Shittens have arrived#20
Posted: 8/17/13 at 11:48pm
Joe,
I have two cats of my own. So much poop from such little creatures!
Shittens have arrived#21
Posted: 8/18/13 at 2:37pmOMG, this thread is cracking me up! I also thought it was some sort of new kitten.
Shittens have arrived#22
Posted: 8/18/13 at 3:21pmIf you can't master a regular wet wipe, you've got bigger issues than getting poo on your hand.
Shittens have arrived#24
Posted: 8/18/13 at 5:13pmsuestorm uses these to wipe her mouth. y'know cuz she just talks (and is full of) sh!t.
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