Show some RESPECT to Rodney Dangerfield!

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Show some RESPECT to Rodney Dangerfield!

Posted: 10/5/04 at 11:33pm

With his famous opener " ya know I get no respect..." this 83 yr. old stand up comic will get plenty of respect now. Sadly they will come in the form of "final respects" as he passed away today from heart surgery complications.

So, for those who loved this sad puppy dogged faced man, I invite you to share your favorite Rodney lines... May his rest in peace!

" I was such an ugly baby my mother breast-fed me through a straw".

Next.....

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www.pbentertainmentinc.com BWW regional writer "Philadelphia/South Jersey"

Updated On: 10/6/04 at 11:33 PM

#2

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/5/04 at 11:36pm

"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."

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#3

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 12:10am

He was the best.

#4

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 12:11am

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

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"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers

#5

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 12:19am

Wow, that's so sad.

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#6

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 12:27am

Oh. I thought we were talking about RodneyK.

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#7

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 1:12am

hahahahahahahahahahahahahrotflmaoahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

#8

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 1:23am

I am very upset. Bless you Rodney. He was a very sweet man. He will be missed.
HUGE sympathy for Melanie a long time friend.

#9

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 1:45pm

just wanted to give ole Rodney a bump up. :: sigh:: If only that that would revive him!

keep 'em comming. He would love it!

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#10

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 4:03pm

This was one of my favorite movies as a kid....I'll miss him.

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#11

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 5:26pm

Just swiped this one 'cause it really belongs here...


"We were so poor. It was a good thing I was born a boy so I had something to play with."

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#12

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 5:48pm

It's really scary. My father had the same surgery a couple of years ago.

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#13

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 6:11pm

"My family was so poor when I was growing up, if I wasn't a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with."

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#14

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 7:48pm

Its the story of my life............I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

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#15

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 7:50pm

During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the
other night she called me from a hotel.

#16

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 7:52pm

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a
toaster and a radio.

#17

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 9:24pm

Imagine Rodney going before God & saying " I don't get no respect". I wonder how it will play. I loved his little bit in the 3 Mile island sketch on Saturday Night Live

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#18

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 9:26pm

heheh i feel stupid for thinking this was about rodneyk *in my original post*. hahah And then on the news they were like "show rodney some respect." So thats when the lightbulb flashed. haha

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#19

re: Show some RESPECT to Rodney!

Posted: 10/6/04 at 10:32pm

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked
me as a friend.