Simple Life 2

#1

Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 11:56am

Hot or not?
This is the funniest show. I just absolutely adore Paris and Nicole. I hope that my daughter grows up to be just like them. Paris especially has the kind of morals and values that I admire. Did anyone see the crawdad fishing episode last night?

#2

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 12:11pm

Growing up to be just like them without fabulous wealth will be very neurotic indeed.

#3

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 12:17pm

Why dahhhling haven't you heard about my fabulous wealth. Just the other night I was having drinks with the Hiltons and we were discussing the burdons of money. The worst of which are those pesky little charities always looking for a handout.

#4

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 12:29pm

Forgive me, I had no idea you were the same tax bracket as the Hilton family.

#5

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 12:36pm

Then you are not speaking to the right people. There are many here who would be glad to tell you about my money, my jewels and my staff of underpaid maids.
I would explain it myself but all that money and all those big numbers just confuse me. I'll just sit on my viranda and drink a mint julip.

#6

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 12:55pm

SL2?

Gah.

1 was bad enough. 2 doesn't even qualify for camp value.

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#7

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 12:56pm

Okay, this is silly, I feel the urge to correct your spelling, so I'll drop it.

#8

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 12:58pm

Spelling? Sorry I never learned to spell properly. I really don't need to because I'm pretty and rich. That's all one needs in this world.

#9

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:13pm

five words ..
"Beauty fades. Dumb is forever,"

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#10

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:21pm

Beauty never has to fade if you have the right surgeon.

#11

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:23pm

Four words ... Joan Rivers ... Phyllis Diller

#12

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:24pm

Two words; bad doctors

#13

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Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:25pm

Bad material

#14

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Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:32pm

Very bad shoes especially Phyllis. Shoes are a girls most imporatnt accessory. Someone should tell her. We won't even touch the hair on both of them.

#15

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Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:33pm

One word: Staged.

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#16

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:39pm

Another word: crap.

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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#17

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:56pm

Oh my dear mominator. Such language. A girl cannot expect to snag a rich influential man talking like she comes from the gutter. People in the best social circles would be outraged.

#18

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 5:10pm

Can't we all just get along?
*brings out the doves*

And if you guys start being julky and talking about sexual things, I am SO out of here.
I'm the little innocent one, remember?
I'll just go make up some words in the corner to describe how I feel, as obviously I have no real understanding of English grammar.

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#19

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 5:49pm

Not to worry your sweet little haed about it FloweryFriend. I can hire people to look up spelling and grammer for you. Would you like some doves? I will have them inported from Italy.

#20

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 5:52pm

ooohh! Can we make up a new word for "imported"?
I think it would be awfully useful, don't you?

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Updated On: 7/8/04 at 05:52 PM

#21

re: Simple Life 2

Posted: 7/8/04 at 5:57pm

I'm sure if we put our heads together we could come up with a graet word.

#22

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Posted: 7/8/04 at 5:59pm

oooooo Gucci Doves!!!! We could have the trademark shaved into the feathers!!

#23

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Posted: 7/8/04 at 6:02pm

What a marvey idea. Maybe we can have them died Marilyn blonde in your honor and they will not be imported, they will internationally extricated!!!

#24

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Posted: 7/8/04 at 6:05pm

Oh how fabulous! But now I am "Elle Woods" Blonde :P

#25

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Posted: 7/8/04 at 6:06pm

I wonder if Bumble & Bumble can die the doves for us to the right shade.