Sixth Grader Named "Most Likely NOT to Have Children"

But happily his teachers also dubbed him "Sir Clowns-a-Lot" so that barren childless future hasn't got him down! The American Education system is doomed...
Parents Demand Apology From Teachers, Reprimand

Wow. I wonder if they were inferring he was gay or just unf*ckable. Either way, happy sixth grade graduation!

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I do hope that those so called teachers face some serious consequences for this. Did they really think that it was funny?
Gee I wonder what would have happened if it was their child up there?

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Looking at the picture, I'm guessing gay. Still, a pretty harsh thing to slap on a sixth grader.

Of course, I've read elsewhere that when he was presented with the award he snapped "Oh whatever! Miss Rogalski I wouldn't talk if I were you. If you end up married to that Shop Teacher you've been seeing the only kids around YOUR place will be the boyscouts he brings home! Now go back to the coat room and eat the leftover graham crackers as usual, Mmmmm Kay?"

This is the kind of thing you're suppossed to do in the teacher's lounge...when the kids can't hear.

I wish they did SH*T like this at my school!

I would've taken this over "Most Likely To Be a Guest On Oprah" any day!

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I don't think think it's all that big a deal. I mean really. If this is going to cause emotional scars he has bigger issues than this.
I can't tell you some of the **** my teachers did at our end of the year assembly. It's not meant to be taken that seriously.

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If this is going to cause emotional scars he has bigger issues than this.

I dunno. It's sort of school-sanctioned humilation. I don't see the problem with "Sir Clowns A Lot," but I don't see any justification for the never have children part.

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it's probably some inside joke.
Like the teachers were always telling him "wait till you have kids and you'll see how hard it is to keep them in line" and the kid probably said "I'll never have kids!" as a snarky reply or something.
You know you never get the whole story in these articles.

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I was someone who was tortured horrendously pretty much from the time I was in kindergarten till the time I graduated high school. Yeah, I survived it, but I often wish that someone (anyone, really) had stepped in and made things a little easier. I don't know the kid's situation or what led up to this, but I know that if I had been in sixth grade and was put up for ridicule in front of the school with teacher approval, I'd have been more than mortified myself.

And while it's true you'll never get the true story in the articles, having been on the receiving end of all sorts of humiliation it wouldn't surprised me if this was motivated by cruelty under the guise of humor. I'm willing to give the kid the benefit of the doubt until I hear otherwise.

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I can understand the trauma this could cause a child, especially if he is sensitive.

To be humiliated by his teachers, in front of his classmates-about something he may not even be sure of the meaning, but does feel it's negative and that people are laughing-definitely!

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Love yours too, Taz!

Too bad I had to find out that mine is true!

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Updated On: 6/14/07 at 04:29 PM

But we don't know if that's what was meant by it.

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