Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 12:49pm

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating
Co-workers Day!


Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate
you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other
co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside
somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the
recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the
supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day

Updated On: 1/24/06 at 12:49 PM

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 12:53pm

So many people and only two hands..........

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 12:54pm

Moony, you'd better hide.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 12:56pm

Not ME!!!! Everyone ELSE.

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 1:20pm

Yes, good question, Undi...what if it is just someone who wanders into my office...

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 1:21pm

I don't suppose tying up my boss and shoving a heated andiron up her hoodly-hoo is permissible?

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 1:23pm

"hoodly-hoo"

*dies laughing*

[vbplayer]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 1:24pm

Everyday is "Slap a co-worker" day for me.

[Plum]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 1:25pm

You know, a good heavy hole puncher really does make a great weapon...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 1:26pm

"Not ME!!!! Everyone ELSE."

Well, sure. That's what EVERYONE thinks.

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 1:27pm

You mean I've been going about this all wrong?? We only get ONE slap your coworker day?? and here I thought it was the other way around..

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 1:39pm

I have two hussies that I am going to take a baseball bat to, tomorrow.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 1:40pm

Is it that time of year already? I was wondering why my hands were so itchy.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 2:09pm

Wow, how time flies, it seems like only yesterday I was slapping someone. I can't wait.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 2:14pm

*files nails into sharp points*

Scratching is acceptable too, right? And biting? And hair pulling?

[kate2]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 2:40pm

I should get a job just so i can celebrate this wonderful holiday!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 3:06pm

my, my.......I'd better wear gloves