Sneaks On A Plane- Page 5

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 5:43pm

Isn't it nasty when there is a blob of something on the headrest in front of you? I really hate looking at a stain on a plane.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 5:43pm

Ever read Mark Twain on a plane?.

[jlc6314]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 5:59pm

There's always an old man with a cane on a plane.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 7:27pm

then there is the Rain on a Plane in Spain

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 7:44pm

Oh sweet jesus. Now thanks to you...

...I need a cane on a plane.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 7:49pm

I'd prefer him on my face.

But he'd be a fun seatmate.

[broadwayxminixidina]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 7:59pm

If you travel with a horse, you'd have a Mane on a Plane

[broadwayxminixidina]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 8:01pm

If you ate doughnuts non-stop, you'd have Weight Gain on a Plane.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 8:43pm

There once was a time when I sat next to William deVane on a plane.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 10:22pm

As the student population at the Mecca of Education would say:

"Yo, ya gotta have Kicks on a plane, Mistuh!"

Updated On: 8/22/06 at 10:22 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 10:27pm

I bring yarn to crochet with when I fly. I bring skeins on a plane.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 10:30pm

Yenta, if someone murders you mid-air (and I'm not wishing this on you), you'd be Slain in a Plane.

[broadwayxminixidina]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 10:32pm

If someone has gas, you can say "It Reaks on this Plane"

If there is a squeak, there is a Squeak on a Plane.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 10:35pm

If you've brought your laptop and are revising an article for BroadwayWorld.Com, you have "Tweaks on a Plane"

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 10:39pm

You can fly to Maine on a plane. You can fly to Bahrain on a plane. You can fly to Spain in a plane. You can fly over the River Seine in a plane.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 11:30pm

If a man and a woman are in the Mile High Club and she pretends to have an orgasm..........she FAKES ON A PLANE! I think I should win a prize for this one.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 11:33pm

No one has mentioned that there are lots of Seats On A PLane.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 11:37pm

Yenta, how come you can go to Maine and Bahrain ON a plane, but you go to Spain IN a plane?

I agree, you deserve an award for that! Or at least, an applause.

*applauds*

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 11:41pm

Stage Manager: When I went to Maine via Bahrain, it was on a budget no frills airline. They just strapped me to the wing.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/22/06 at 11:46pm

Yenta, here's one to go with your Mile High Club scenario. If a man tries to persuade his virginal sweetheart to do it for the first time in an airplane lavatory but she adamantly refuses, she abstains on a plane.

Updated On: 8/22/06 at 11:46 PM

[peggyandvelma]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 12:02am

Headaches on a Plane?? No need to worry with this!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 12:03am

Good one!

[peggyandvelma]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 12:25am

Yenta, are your referring to me? If so, does this mean I finally get considered cool on BWW?

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 12:29am

someone with a drug habit has



Cocaine on a plane.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 12:33am

I think she was talking to me, peggyandvelma. Nice try.







BTW: You're still uncool! :)

Updated On: 8/23/06 at 12:33 AM