Sneaks On A Plane
#125re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 1:26am

Damn it!
Wait--what if I had...John Wayne on the plane??
#126re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 1:33amYou're trying too hard, dear!
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Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
ZONEACE
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#127re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 3:30am
if people died wou you have
Wakes on a plane?
what about the chinese
Woks on a plane
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#128re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 7:45amIf you're enjoying shrimp during your flight, make sure it's de-veined on the plane.
#129re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:23am

On the newly formed Mickey D's Budget Airline, they serve Hotcakes on a Plane
#130re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:31am

George W. Bush decides to get his flying licence, and subsequently crashes on his first solo flight.
Cause of death:
No brains on a plane
#131re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:40am

If you are a pagan you could celebrate SAMHAIN on a Plane
#132re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:43amThat would work, except we pronounce it "sow-en", so it doesn't really hold up in actual speech :-P
#133re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:44am

Or if you are in a celebratory mood you could offer a toast and drink CHAMPAGNE on a Plane
#134re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:45am
Yeah, but ZONEACE put "woks on a plane" and that's marginal, too.
BTW: Jaily, you're pagan?
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#135re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:46am

When flying in May, however, we could certainly celebrate Beltane on a plane!
#136re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:51am
I went to Latin America and came back with plantains on a plane.
#137re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:57am

...and depending on the quality of your inflight movie you could be stuck watching PURPLE RAIN on a Plane.
#138re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:58am

If Nostradamus were my seatmate on a flight, we'd have quatrains on a plane.
#139re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:00am
Ooh, if you win a certain type of VH1 contest, you could get totally meta and get a cool 80s band to travel with you.
Then you'd have Whitesnake(s) on a Plane.
Updated On: 8/23/06 at 10:00 AM
#140re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:02am
That would have been SO much more effective if you'd posted a picture.
...if you could find one that managed to fit in all of their hair.
ETA: Atta boy. God, how much of the ozone hole is a direct result of that photo shoot?
#141re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:03am
Better?
I got stuck in a Bel Ami video shoot on AirSwiss. It was Twinks on a Plane.
#142re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:06am

If you were on your way to watch the Women's World Cup you might have Brandi Chastain on the plane.
#143re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:07am
You guys are getting desperate! I think the best one so far has been mine, followed far behind by Yenta's. (not to toot my own horn.)
Bwaysinger, you're a little late to the party. BTW: Twinks doesn't rhyme with snakes or pains. Just sayin'...
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#144re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:09am

I was once on a flight that had William DeVane on a plane.
#145re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:33am
I ran into Hal Linden on my Jet blue flight.
He performed his one-man show all impromptu-like.
It was Mark Twain on a Plane.
#146re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:34ambwaysinger, Mark Twain has already been said. Try again...
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#147re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:37am
Damn you all. I'm too lazy to read the whole thread.
I brought my blender, though, and made Hal and me shakes on a plane.
#148re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:40am
Not all of us, I suppose, can be as brilliant, witty, fantastic, and wonderful as the ever-superior SM2...
*disdain on a plane*
#149re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:43am

I can't even afford to fly. I wish I could sing like that (slur deleted) on MTV. Then I could afford to fly. Money for nothing, and the dudes for free.
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