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Sneaks On A Plane

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peggyandvelma
#125re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 1:26am

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Damn it!
Wait--what if I had...John Wayne on the plane??


No one is alone.

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StageManager2
#126re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 1:33am

You're trying too hard, dear!


Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

ZONEACE
#127re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 3:30am

if people died wou you have

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Wakes on a plane?

what about the chinese

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Woks on a plane


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

Dollypop
#128re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 7:45am

If you're enjoying shrimp during your flight, make sure it's de-veined on the plane.


"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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paradox_error
#129re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:23am

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On the newly formed Mickey D's Budget Airline, they serve Hotcakes on a Plane

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paradox_error
#130re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:31am

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George W. Bush decides to get his flying licence, and subsequently crashes on his first solo flight.

Cause of death:

No brains on a plane

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Enjolras77
#131re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:40am

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If you are a pagan you could celebrate SAMHAIN on a Plane


"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man

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JailyardGuy
#132re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:43am

That would work, except we pronounce it "sow-en", so it doesn't really hold up in actual speech :-P


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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Enjolras77
#133re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:44am

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Or if you are in a celebratory mood you could offer a toast and drink CHAMPAGNE on a Plane


"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man

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StageManager2
#134re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:45am

Yeah, but ZONEACE put "woks on a plane" and that's marginal, too.

BTW: Jaily, you're pagan?


Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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JailyardGuy
#135re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:46am

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When flying in May, however, we could certainly celebrate Beltane on a plane!


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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bwaysinger
#136re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:51am

I went to Latin America and came back with plantains on a plane.

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Enjolras77
#137re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:57am

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...and depending on the quality of your inflight movie you could be stuck watching PURPLE RAIN on a Plane.


"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man

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JailyardGuy
#138re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 9:58am

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If Nostradamus were my seatmate on a flight, we'd have quatrains on a plane.


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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bwaysinger
#139re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:00am

Ooh, if you win a certain type of VH1 contest, you could get totally meta and get a cool 80s band to travel with you.
Then you'd have Whitesnake(s) on a Plane.

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JailyardGuy
#140re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:02am

That would have been SO much more effective if you'd posted a picture.

...if you could find one that managed to fit in all of their hair.

ETA: Atta boy. God, how much of the ozone hole is a direct result of that photo shoot?


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 8/23/06 at 10:02 AM

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bwaysinger
#141re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:03am

Better?

I got stuck in a Bel Ami video shoot on AirSwiss. It was Twinks on a Plane.

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Enjolras77
#142re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:06am

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If you were on your way to watch the Women's World Cup you might have Brandi Chastain on the plane.


"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man

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StageManager2
#143re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:07am

You guys are getting desperate! I think the best one so far has been mine, followed far behind by Yenta's. (not to toot my own horn.)

Bwaysinger, you're a little late to the party. BTW: Twinks doesn't rhyme with snakes or pains. Just sayin'...


Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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JailyardGuy
#144re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:09am

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I was once on a flight that had William DeVane on a plane.


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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bwaysinger
#145re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:33am

I ran into Hal Linden on my Jet blue flight.
He performed his one-man show all impromptu-like.

It was Mark Twain on a Plane.

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StageManager2
#146re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:34am

bwaysinger, Mark Twain has already been said. Try again...


Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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bwaysinger
#147re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:37am

Damn you all. I'm too lazy to read the whole thread.
I brought my blender, though, and made Hal and me shakes on a plane.

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JailyardGuy
#148re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:40am

Not all of us, I suppose, can be as brilliant, witty, fantastic, and wonderful as the ever-superior SM2...


*disdain on a plane*


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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Calvin
#149re: Sneaks On A Plane
Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:43am

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I can't even afford to fly. I wish I could sing like that (slur deleted) on MTV. Then I could afford to fly. Money for nothing, and the dudes for free.


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