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Posted: 1/1/11 at 1:58am
I was hoping 2011 would start out better than 2010 ended but I have to say, right now it's looking a little dicey.
Like most people, I rushed home from a glamorous gathering to see the kick-off of the brand new Oprah Winfrey Network, also known as OWN. And what does this kick-off consist of? 24 broadcasts of the same exact half-hour preview.
I was hoping for a bounty of advice for living my best life, testaments to the human spirit, and most importantly, exciting journeys, be they the journey of Oprah as she begins this exciting new chapter of her late stage capitalism, the journey of Ms Lisa Ling on her new show about how she still exists, the trek of Mr. Carson Daly who still has that special eye but now is hosting his own show about people getting their own OWN show that features a theme song by Will.I.Am about how somebody is going to get their own show and they will have it on OWN. Also, some show about eating hosted by a large lady called Bowls of Love, who will later probably go on a weight-loss journey.
But it's the same thing over and over until noon when Oprah hosts her own OWN preview and I'm like, beyotch, who's preview are you showing over and over again for 12 hours? Who knew this network was going to be such a Kafkaesque nightmare? Have I been pwned by O and OWN?
Like most people, I rushed home from a glamorous gathering to see the kick-off of the brand new Oprah Winfrey Network, also known as OWN. And what does this kick-off consist of? 24 broadcasts of the same exact half-hour preview.
I was hoping for a bounty of advice for living my best life, testaments to the human spirit, and most importantly, exciting journeys, be they the journey of Oprah as she begins this exciting new chapter of her late stage capitalism, the journey of Ms Lisa Ling on her new show about how she still exists, the trek of Mr. Carson Daly who still has that special eye but now is hosting his own show about people getting their own OWN show that features a theme song by Will.I.Am about how somebody is going to get their own show and they will have it on OWN. Also, some show about eating hosted by a large lady called Bowls of Love, who will later probably go on a weight-loss journey.
But it's the same thing over and over until noon when Oprah hosts her own OWN preview and I'm like, beyotch, who's preview are you showing over and over again for 12 hours? Who knew this network was going to be such a Kafkaesque nightmare? Have I been pwned by O and OWN?
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