Janey, you have done the impossible...you have rendered me speechless. What could I possible post that will not pale in comparison?
I know! Instead of something startling gorgeous (like your photos), I will post a photo of a sign I found astonishingly stupid.
Here's a country that prides itself on its use of labguage, and this sign looks like they put the French into a free online translator.
Sign found in parking lot in France:
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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