So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

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So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 3:15pm

Yes, my fellow homosexuals. The day of the birth of our Lord is almost upon us. August 16th is the date our glorious savior was brought into the world.
I shall be listening to every one of her albums while at work and than spend the evening with her films at home.
'Tis a glorious day.

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#2

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 3:20pm

Celebrating my Grandmothers 93rd birthday the same day...yes my grandma is the originally Madonna...born in Italy on August 16,1911. She tells me this everyday too..."you thinka I wassa borna yesserday??? I wassa born Augusta 16,1911". Funny to think of my Grandmother as a gay Icon. She did ask me one day.."are you doing piggy things with men?" Of course I said "No Grandma, just with one man." That kept her quiet for awhile.

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#3

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 3:21pm

Piggy things, huh?

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#4

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 3:23pm

Yes Matt..that's what she calls it.."Piggy Things".

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#5

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 3:23pm

That's kinda cute, actually. I might have to ask if someone wants to get piggy with me.

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#6

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 3:24pm

LOL !!!! Grandma will be very pleased that you quote her.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 3:31pm

Matt_G

OINK...

enough said

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#8

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 3:43pm

As a sign of my boredom, I'll join whatever is the latest religious fad and hope it will get me more publicity to boost my latest tour. When I'm bored with that, I'll do something controversial. When I'm bored with that, I'll have another baby, get another divorce and move to another country.

I'm so bored.

(just kidding)

I'll try acting again.

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Updated On: 8/13/04 at 03:43 PM

#9

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 3:47pm

Well, Matt. If that's how your life is going you could always follow Madonna's lead and only do amazing work.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#10

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 4:27pm

Gettin' Piggy With It is a Will Smith song that I've always liked. Wait - maybe Kermit sings it...can't remember now...

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#11

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 4:31pm

I'm gonna be "Like A Virgin"!

#12

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 4:34pm

It's a birthday, Broadwayguy2. Not a time machine.

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#13

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 4:41pm

I can pretend........

#14

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 5:01pm

The Blessed Virgin's birthday is August 16th ?????

(couldn't resist!)

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#15

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Posted: 8/13/04 at 5:07pm

I'm gonna PAR~TAY like it's 1999

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#16

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 5:20pm

To celebrate Madonna's birthday, I will study Kabbalah and change my name to Esther. Also, I am Jewish so I can't do piggy things with men. It isnt kosher. I just fool around with them so I can get jewelery.

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#17

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 5:22pm

That reminds me of something from Hollywood Squares -

Tom Bergeron: Whoopi, is Viagra Kosher for Passover?
Whoopi Goldberg: Not if it leads to pork.

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#18

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 5:30pm

I thought Madonna was amazing until around 1989. After that, I lost interest. She's reinvented herself so many times, I feel she no longer has an identity.

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#19

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 5:32pm

She is SHE, the one who is great and to all others, she shall be knownst as the Lord, Our God. On the day of 16, in the month of August she was delivered to us to lead us and guide our souls.
Thus, this is her identity. The true identity of the savior.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#20

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/13/04 at 5:47pm

I'm not a Madonnanite. She had some fun songs in the 80s, but after that was extremely hit-or-miss. I can't recall a single song from her new CD ironically named "American Life" considering she chose to live in England.

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#21

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/14/04 at 2:33pm

Yes, Mister Matt, we all got you dislike Madonna. Now WHY are you once again raining on our parade in our thread? We don't give a crap what you think about her. And all you are doing is perpetuating her icon status BY talking about her--bad or not. You can argue until the cows come home, you will never deplete who and what that woman is.

I will listen to some Madonna tunes. Maybe watch a concert. Who knows? Maybe go to Cold Stone and get some Birthday Cake Remix!!

:)

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#22

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/14/04 at 2:40pm

Sounds like a good excuse to get trashed.

'Course I'll be in the beach. Drinking and sea-swimming!!

Woo!

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#23

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Posted: 8/14/04 at 2:56pm

Madonna who?

#24

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/14/04 at 3:00pm

Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Ritchie (formerly Penn)

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#25

re: So, What's Everyone Doing For Madonna's Birthday?

Posted: 8/14/04 at 3:07pm

only gay men know the full name