Somebody entertain me NOW

#1

Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:36pm

Hello,

I certainly hope I haven't broken the rules by posting this, but: I AM BORED, AND I NEED SOMEBODY TO ENTERTAIN ME!

I really need to charge my iPod, but I'm too lazy to do so. None of my "friends" on MySpace are online, so there goes that.

Somebody post a silly photo to cheer me up.

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"Give me liberty and a bran muffin."

#2

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:38pm

My sister's horse was killed by a tornado in Kansas, true story!

#3

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:39pm

here ya go, Mr Lennon.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#4

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:41pm

**does table strip tease**

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#5

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:42pm

spidey, have you been drinking again?

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#6

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:44pm

No, but I just need to release the freak that has been held captive for far too long. Turn on the damn music, guido. It's time to party!

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Updated On: 5/5/07 at 11:44 PM

#7

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:44pm

*Randomly hugs Guido Contini*

#8

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:46pm

*hugs sammich and spins some groovalicious tunes for spidey to strip to*

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#9

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:47pm

No, no . . . track 2 my friend. Track 2!

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#10

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:48pm

You haven't broken any rules, but it is a little presumptuous to wonder on to a board you've never posted on before and asked to be entertained. If you're looking for a bunch of strangers to entertain you, might I suggest a bathhouse?

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#11

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:49pm

Come on, Kringas. Join me on the table!

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#12

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:50pm

Kringas, there's nothing wrong with asking for entertainment...that's all you'll get around here at this time of night anyway.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#13

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:51pm

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#14

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:51pm

now THAT'S funny.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#15

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:53pm

I have to say, the bathhouse idea has merit!

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#16

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:53pm

Patti has arrived to entertain at this party. However, when she gets drunk, she's in a fightin' mood. Who's she fighting?












Ding ding!

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I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.

#17

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:54pm

Now I am happy...Thank you all!

*throws money on table* MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!!

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"Give me liberty and a bran muffin."

#18

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:54pm

Does Patti have pit stains?

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#19

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:54pm

It's just the costume.

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I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.

#20

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:55pm

I just spent two hours watching a series of toilets being snaked....


Fun enough?

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#21

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:56pm

"However, when she gets drunk, she's in a fightin' mood."

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#22

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:56pm

Michael Lennon, I am not your monkey to entertain you in your moments of boredom. By the way, wonderwaiter, could you hand that banana on the kitchen counter behind you? Thanks!

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#23

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:57pm

That's funny.

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"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#24

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/5/07 at 11:58pm

Spider: Oh, really? ...Yes, really. *runs off*

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"Give me liberty and a bran muffin."

#25

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:00am

Eh, it was a joke . . . **throws thong at Michael Lennon**

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2