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#26

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:00am

Erm, that's not a banana.

*hands it over anyway*

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#27

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:01am

*thong lands on head* Aaaaaoooooooga!

Warning: Pimp Zone - All Violators will be Bitch Slapped

"Give me liberty and a bran muffin."

#28

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:02am

Than what is it, if you don't mind me asking? And furthermore, what was it doing on the kitchen counter?

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#29

"Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the Pimp Zone
Ride into the Pimp Zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive
Highway to the Pimp Zone
I'll take you
Right into the Pimp Zone
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the Pimp Zone
Gonna take you
Right into the Pimp Zone
Highway to the Pimp Zone"

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#30

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:07am

It's a jackrabbit - it jumps from here to there!

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#31

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:09am

YES!!!!!

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#32

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:11am

...because she needs the vagina penetration.

...can I say that here?

"Give me liberty and a bran muffin."

#33

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:14am

Two legal words . . . I don't see why not. Now if you said another variation of that, then it would be bad and get this deleted faster than you can say, "Give it to me daddy."

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#34

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:14am

...can I say that here?

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#35

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:15am

The one on the right looks stoned!

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#36

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:15am

Bwahahaha! Have I started the beginning of the end of Broadwayworld.com?

"Give me liberty and a bran muffin."

#37

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:17am

Nah, the end will come when Matt_G posts something again.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#38

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:18am

That beginning started AAAAAAAAAAAGES ago!

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#39

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:18am

why do you have to wish such horrid events upon us all, spidey?

#40

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:18am

Who the heck is Matt_G?

"Give me liberty and a bran muffin."

#41

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:19am

A guy that used to post here. A lot of people didn't like him, but I did.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#42

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:20am

Spidey was one of a very few who appreciated him.

#43

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:20am

Why did everybody else feel that way? Did he abuse the word "vagina" a lot? If you abuse "vagina," things will not turn out good. Do NOT abuse "vagina." Never abuse "vagina."

That is all.

"Give me liberty and a bran muffin."

#44

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:22am

Ok, who's drunk now?

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#45

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:23am

Mike, he abused the right to be an a-hole...over-used the priviledge.

#46

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:25am

He was always nice to me, so I had no reason to not like him.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#47

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:27am

I'll try not to over-use (what big word did you use?) my...uh...thing to be an a-hole.

Mmm. Me drunk. Me want woman. Me not want Patti.

"Give me liberty and a bran muffin."

#48

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:31am

quote of the year....

"dick will make you slap somebody" - Alexyss Tylor

#49

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:32am

On another video she says, "Dick will make you shoot somebody." <---I like that one better.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#50

re: Somebody entertain me NOW

Posted: 5/6/07 at 12:34am

it's the same one.

"dick will make you shoot somebody in the face!" - also alexyss tylor

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