Star Jones Reynolds on Larry King Tonight!
#0Star Jones Reynolds on Larry King Tonight!
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:02pm
... on finding love and finding God, etc...
Tonight (Tuesday) night, 9PM EST.
Should be fun if your stomach can handle it.
#1re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:04pmShe won't be reading any excerps from her book where she talks about cuddling with Al post-coitus, will she?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:05pm
Okay, now I don't need to watch in order to get sick.
Good job, Tiff.
#3re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:10pmI absolutely abhor her. As much as you can abhor someone you don't know, lol. But-I have to say that I think Al is really good looking. He appeals to me. But then, I've been a major faghag all my life.
#4re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:12pm
You think I'm kidding, Rath? Let me find the excerpts.
Edited: Because I can spell! I can!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:13pmIf I thought it was a joke, I wouldn't be puking my guts up right now.
#6re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:20pm
"The first time he held me in his arms sexually, it was almost frightening because we knew our erotic interest in each other could take over every other thing," Jones Reynolds writes, as related via the New York Daily News. "We had an intoxicatingly sexual connection the first two months of our relationship."
Their erotic flame burned so fiercely, in fact, their pastor advised them to remain celibate until they married.
"It wasn't an easy decision," Jones Reynolds writes. "Al is a beautiful man. He's got the legs of a stallion. He'd be a perfect Ralph Lauren model."
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:22pmGod is dead.
#8re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:23pmhaha, beached whale.
#9re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:24pmWait a minute-you bought that book, Tiff?
#10re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:24pm
Rath, shall I send you the link to Pat O'Brien's dirty voicemails? I swear, my face actually hurt from distorting while listening. My ears needed a good Lysol scrubbing.
ETA: No, Jane, I read it from the AP and found the excerpt on a Google search. Lordy woman, I'm trashy, but I'm not THAT trashy!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:30pm
If this doesn't make you lose your supper, nothing will.
http://www.tvgasm.com/audio/patobrien.mp3
(Keep the volume low. You've been warned.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#12re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:31pm
Star on Al:
"First of all, when Al and I met I was sort of feeling myself," says the full-figured talk-show host, who is now a fraction of the self-described "morbidly obese" woman she once was. "I had lost about 50 pounds. I was feeling a little sexier - and have you seen him?"
"He is gorgeous. I'm talking gorgeous, and I hate saying that because then his head gets all big. And when we were running toward each other in slow motion because, I mean, c'mon, we are young and healthy adult people, living in modern times, and we just went berserk for each other. And Al and I very quickly realized that this was serious for us but that kind of crazy, over-the-top passion can peter out."
Hence, the celibacy.
"I was interested in a husband, not a booty call, and Al was interested in a wife, not a sex partner," she says.
#13re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:32pmI heard that O'Brien stuff a while back and vomited then. eewwww
#14re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:33pm
Out of sheer boredom, I decided to run a search for the clip. And...ewwwwwww.
Luscious, what part of her wrinkly 300-plus pound ass screamed "young and healthy"???
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#15re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:35pmI simply cannot believe Star "I am a whale lawyer" Jones wrote that, expecting anyone to swallow it. Pun intended.
#16re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:35pm
I don't know Type... but I just love the last line.
"I was interested in a husband, not a booty call, and Al was interested in a wife, not a sex partner," (You don't say? Really?)
#17re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:36pmI hope he cleans her out for every cent she has before they get divorced.
#18re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:36pm
I thought Al was looking for a beard??
I could've SWORN I read an article today where she's talking about the sex-look in his eyes because he was so in awe of her sexy body. I swear I read it.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#19re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:37pmHe's a great hustler, oh, I mean ACTOR.
#20re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:39pm

"First of all, when Al and I met I was sort of feeling myself,"
#21re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:43pmThe idea of her "feeling myself" is so vile.
#22re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:43pmMeet ya back here tomorrow night at 9. I'll bring the barf bags.
#23re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:44pmI'll be here!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#24re: Starr Jones on Larry King
Posted: 1/10/06 at 12:29amI can't wait. I hate her. Yet I can't wait.
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