... on finding love and finding God, etc...
Tonight (Tuesday) night, 9PM EST.
Should be fun if your stomach can handle it.
She won't be reading any excerps from her book where she talks about cuddling with Al post-coitus, will she?
Okay, now I don't need to watch in order to get sick.
Good job, Tiff.
I absolutely abhor her. As much as you can abhor someone you don't know, lol. But-I have to say that I think Al is really good looking. He appeals to me. But then, I've been a major faghag all my life.
You think I'm kidding, Rath? Let me find the excerpts.
Edited: Because I can spell! I can!
If I thought it was a joke, I wouldn't be puking my guts up right now.
"The first time he held me in his arms sexually, it was almost frightening because we knew our erotic interest in each other could take over every other thing," Jones Reynolds writes, as related via the New York Daily News. "We had an intoxicatingly sexual connection the first two months of our relationship."
Their erotic flame burned so fiercely, in fact, their pastor advised them to remain celibate until they married.
"It wasn't an easy decision," Jones Reynolds writes. "Al is a beautiful man. He's got the legs of a stallion. He'd be a perfect Ralph Lauren model."
God is dead.
haha, beached whale.
Wait a minute-you bought that book, Tiff?
Rath, shall I send you the link to Pat O'Brien's dirty voicemails? I swear, my face actually hurt from distorting while listening. My ears needed a good Lysol scrubbing.
ETA: No, Jane, I read it from the AP and found the excerpt on a Google search. Lordy woman, I'm trashy, but I'm not THAT trashy!
If this doesn't make you lose your supper, nothing will.
http://www.tvgasm.com/audio/patobrien.mp3
(Keep the volume low. You've been warned.)
Star on Al:
"First of all, when Al and I met I was sort of feeling myself," says the full-figured talk-show host, who is now a fraction of the self-described "morbidly obese" woman she once was. "I had lost about 50 pounds. I was feeling a little sexier - and have you seen him?"
"He is gorgeous. I'm talking gorgeous, and I hate saying that because then his head gets all big. And when we were running toward each other in slow motion because, I mean, c'mon, we are young and healthy adult people, living in modern times, and we just went berserk for each other. And Al and I very quickly realized that this was serious for us but that kind of crazy, over-the-top passion can peter out."
Hence, the celibacy.
"I was interested in a husband, not a booty call, and Al was interested in a wife, not a sex partner," she says.
I heard that O'Brien stuff a while back and vomited then. eewwww
Out of sheer boredom, I decided to run a search for the clip. And...ewwwwwww.
Luscious, what part of her wrinkly 300-plus pound ass screamed "young and healthy"???
I simply cannot believe Star "I am a whale lawyer" Jones wrote that, expecting anyone to swallow it. Pun intended.
I don't know Type... but I just love the last line.
"I was interested in a husband, not a booty call, and Al was interested in a wife, not a sex partner," (You don't say? Really?)
I hope he cleans her out for every cent she has before they get divorced.
I thought Al was looking for a beard??
I could've SWORN I read an article today where she's talking about the sex-look in his eyes because he was so in awe of her sexy body. I swear I read it.
He's a great hustler, oh, I mean ACTOR.
"First of all, when Al and I met I was sort of feeling myself,"
The idea of her "feeling myself" is so vile.
Meet ya back here tomorrow night at 9. I'll bring the barf bags.
I'll be here!
I can't wait. I hate her. Yet I can't wait.
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