Star Jones Reynolds on Larry King Tonight!- Page 4

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 1/10/06 at 10:25pm

heh heh, Rath said "strap-on."

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/10/06 at 10:25pm

That took longer than I expected.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 1/10/06 at 10:27pm

I had to pee.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/10/06 at 10:28pm

Very good.

[Jimmcf]

Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:40pm

So is it a complete train wreck worth watching for a Star and Big Gay Al hater like myself, or just so-so?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:42pm

Just so-so. I was hoping (masochistically) that she'd read those dirty excerpts from her book, but no such luck.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:43pm

And sadistically, Tiff, admit it, you bitch.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 2:32pm

I am sorry, even the "New Slimmed Down " version of Star Jones looks like she sweats gravy! She always looks to me like her makeup artist finishes her off with a butter rub.

[jimmirae]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 7:52pm

I watched this doggerel in it's entirety after midnight. She is the Phoney of Phonies! The thing I hated most was seeing her ugly REAL face in the second before (many times!) Larry would say "We're back", then she put on her "I am your Friend, Star Jones-Reynolds" face to mug for the camera. I can tell you that if she denies the knife she needs to tell the truth and shame the Devil, being as how she IS Satan, I desire to say that her Doctor must have perscribed Crack!! She was "with attitude" from the very get go with Larry - He mentioned she could flag planes with her beautiful diamond jewelry (I suppose poor old brown nose King was trying to fish up a quick complement for the Bitch - so her first words are "I've seen (she names his wife)'s jewelry so let's just leave it at that, Okay!?" - Miss Jones, Thou doth protest too much!
I wonder what the REAL truth is though, and since Al is allegedly "All About Fianances" - Just how many dollar signs did he see when he knew to pull this diasaster fiasco off he would have to go down on that evil patch (I, of course have never seen this place in question but I know it must be Hell ...if there be a Hell, It is between her legs!)
And Spiritual, LOL! She MUST worship at a shrine with HER as the only Alter Figure! Full Ego with - I don't know what to call it, wig, braids, extensions, Roots?
Her stylist must be comended for landing such a cushy job. She must pay him a king's ransome to get creative with her. Did anyone notice some of the looks she blatantly stole from others in her life??? She had one picture SOOOO "I AM VANESSA WILLIAMS!" I wanted to gag. There she was at 300 pounds and all made up as Vanessa Williams (complete with blue contacts and a painted on widows peak", she even stole the post from a photo of Williams!!! Then you could see the creativity as they showed her in many looks - Most FAT, she was looking like she came into the stylist/make-over man with "Today, Make me look like:" I saw: Oprah, Vanessa Williams, Diana Ross (Her current interview look as well, but a drag queen paint job send up at that!), Janet Jackson, Beyonce', Lil Kim, a LOT of Natalie Cole looks and many other Diva's too numerous to name. (Please add any I overlooked).
So, Did her "Hubbie" need a beard? It would be TOO obvious. Did he feel that it was a fair price for his name in bigger lights? Possibly. I wonder how much she buttered him with - there had to be some draw there and it wasn't HER. She knows this too, which makes her even more easy, nay, pleasurable to dispise!
One day when he divorces her when she finds him tootin' on one of her cooks or Doctor's (Maybe the one who stapled her stomache or the one who she had all that plastic curgery done with, She (her face not her hair) is in a full snatch-back - anyway, whichever man her Hubbie is found tootin' on will get her wrath, maybe she will kill them then we will have her acting like Velma Kelly - But this is one demented, totally redisigned & restiched warped woman. Maybe one of the Doctors gave her a nice 8 inch clitoris to keep her man happy but she will fail, and when she does, DUCK! And watch out, She will go for the burgers quicker than you can say "Double Size" and then she is gonna spread to death! (Seeing her in photos & video stuffed down into so many girdle contraptions I kept thinking 2 things - How did she breathe and I wish I had a knife to cut one open and watch her start spreadin' - it would have looked similar to the scenes from Eddie Murphy's "Nutty Professor" films, She even did the whole "Hercules! Hercules!" thing last night at one point - FULL CLOCKED HER!)
This woman has some serious case of double whopper with mayo & ketchup cut in half so I can eat somebody days ahead and it won't help the sales of this book, Which I am now going to go pick up at Borders and take every last one and put them in the comedy section!)
You just KNOW she is wondering why her agent failed to get them to consider her as "Effie" - too bad, To play that one she would need TALENT.
So, in conclusion, I loved it, I loved every minute of it and I fell off the sofa, rolling around on the floor - my feet twiddling in the air with mirth.


(forgive these typos, I was on a roll, lol!)

Updated On: 1/11/06 at 07:52 PM

[Luscious]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 8:40pm

jimmirae... I could be wrong, but I sense you're not her biggest fan.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 8:51pm

Jimmirae-I love you! Fabulous post. And I would add Divine to one of her wannabe looks, but other than that, I couldn't have said it better. And I totally know what you're talking about with that one look she gives just when they're going to break. I try to do that smile when I'm alone in my house, but I don't have those gigantic teeth.

[jimmirae]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 9:27pm

Luscious, You mean that Phonie Fake thing has Fans??
Even Larry King kept his already brown nose out of that skank!
Jane2, She is just- you know - just bad beyond description. Oh yes, I think her Stylist was smoking the dope that day, She kept saying "Something Bigger, Bolder!" and he painted Divine in there too!! LOL!!!
Can you imagine getting up to go to the toilet and meeting that puss in a dark hallway! YIKES!!!
I am getting a bad case of Phoniephobia, Fear of Star Jones - Reynolds!
Maybe her hubbie will give her a good Reynolds Wrap - I spoke too soon, The day he divorces her to marry the pool boy the papers will read "REYNOLDS WRAP!"
She should do a VH1 Show with her hubby like the Bobby Brown show and just go and gross us all out! I'm sure she can top Whitney "Doing the Doo!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 9:41pm

As long as we're on a roll here- How do you like the way every time she's about to voice her opinion on the show (which I just can't bear to watch anymore, but used to), she waits until the other girls say their things, and then Star gives her little "lecture" as if she's the one who knows how "it really is". And when she's finished, she mugs for the camera and waits for the applause. I never disliked anyone on tv more than her. CLOSE SECOND-Barbara Walters. I just can't watch her either!

[jimmirae]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 9:50pm

Yes, and note that not only does she listen to them ALL first, but she also looks to the side or down, at the CLOCK to know, to calculate how long she can keep her skank on the air and get the last word/applause sign before the break.
I always loved Baba Wawa till I heard she hand picked Star Jones last night - The only time I ever hand picked anything remotely looking like Star I was on the toilet!!!
Too bad Baba Wawa gave the ego a career, she should be back in a real courtroom where she can be put in her place.
Oh yes, Note her "IDOL" was the late Johnnie Cochran, The man who let a cold blooded Murderer like O.J. walk free just for the money and the press! I think we all know better. The only thing in that case that ever shocked Star Jones was that O.J. only had ONE pair of Bruno Malies!!!!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:00pm

I'm willing to bet they all hate her on the show. I say Joy (my fav) hates her the most, all the way down the crew.

[Jimmcf]

Posted: 1/12/06 at 12:38am

There is a rumour that Big Gay Al said he would much rather have celebrity status than sex...before he met his gravy boat, which does explain a lot...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/12/06 at 1:10am

Well she did say he wasn't looking for a "sexual partner". And she said it like that was a good thing. (And have you seen him? Or her? That's probably the one thing she was right about!)


And jimmirae, don't hold back now. How do you really feel?

[jimmirae]

Posted: 1/12/06 at 6:00am

Really, I'm going to be waiting outside all the bookstores for an autographed copy - When she asks my name I'll say "Gay Al Reynolds" and watch her POP! That is how I really feel, lol!

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 1/12/06 at 5:59pm

Jimmirae,

After the hellish day I had at work today, I definitely needed the laugh, THANKS!!