Stinkies at Work

[bwaysinger]

Stinkies at Work#0

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:17pm

My coworker has a tenous enough hold on his bodily functions as it is. Today, though, he decided not only to have buffalo wings at lunch but also chili.
I tell you guys this so you know to come search for the body.

Anyone else have any bizarre bodily function experiences with coworkers or at schoool or the like?

*in the time it took me to write this, bomb number one just went off. God bless this man. Or curse him. Whichever will cause him to stop with the torture.

[ZONEACE]

re: Stinkies at Work#1

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:18pm

what kind of work do you do?

when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

[JACXR71]

re: Stinkies at Work#2

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:19pm

bway, you crack me up. and yes, i have experienced that before...

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

[DayDreamer]

re: Stinkies at Work#3

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:19pm

bway... maybe you can claim workers comp?

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

[SueleenGay]

re: Stinkies at Work#4

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:20pm

Proctologist?

PEACE.

[Calvin]

re: Stinkies at Work#5

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:21pm

I don't know why I'm asking this question, but God help me, here it goes:

Are these audible or not?

[Rathnait62]

re: Stinkies at Work#6

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:21pm

And you thought it would be a good idea to get the Elphapug a job.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[shira467]

re: Stinkies at Work#7

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:24pm

Oh, singer. I'm so sorry. I recommend nose plugs.

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[Kitzarina]

re: Stinkies at Work#8

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:25pm

Sorry kids, workers' comp won't cover that.

The joys of having my own office

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[brdlwyr]

re: Stinkies at Work#9

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:27pm

One of our partner's breath is so disgusting that we often gag!

[PalJoey]

re: Stinkies at Work#10

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:29pm

Leave a bottle on his desk.

[ckeaton]

re: Stinkies at Work#11

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:32pm

Some things are uncontrollable.

The people who clip their nails (toes included) at my office must die.

I have my own office, but sound travels through the hallways, and it sends quakes up my spine.

Hamlet's father.

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#12

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:34pm

A touch of background: this is a very "Blue collar" office. Many of the office people worked in an industrial-type setting (that's the company's line of work) and get moved into the office to accomplish various tasks on a temporary basis and get permanent assignment.
Anyway, this guy's rather proud of his wet stinkies.
And yes, they're audible. And no, I can't count on a cubicle wall to protect me as we have none.

[brdlwyr]

re: Stinkies at Work#13

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:36pm

I often drop bombs in my office, but I can close the door!

[StageManager2]

re: Stinkies at Work#14

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:36pm

I spit on those who fart. *spits on this thread*

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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

[DayDreamer]

re: Stinkies at Work#15

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:36pm

One word for you: candles.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#16

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:40pm

Candles? I'm about to start spraying Lysol directly at him.

[jimnysf]

re: Stinkies at Work#17

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:42pm

I find that Lysol (or Walgreen's brand) does the trick. I keep a can on my desk at all times.

"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions" ------- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu" from "Can't Stop The Music" ----- "When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth" ------------ --------- "Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.

[Rathnait62]

re: Stinkies at Work#18

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:43pm

Ooooh oooh pick me!!

"Wal-Sol" - am I right??

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[ckeaton]

re: Stinkies at Work#19

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:44pm

I'll never forget being on a flight from London to JFK and watching this beautiful Italian woman try to secretly spray her sleeping/stinky seatmate with perfume every few minutes for five hours.

Hamlet's father.

[jimnysf]

re: Stinkies at Work#20

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:46pm

"Wal-Sol"? They are not that creative.

"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions" ------- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu" from "Can't Stop The Music" ----- "When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth" ------------ --------- "Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#21

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:47pm

well, fortunately, they pay me for overtime so leaving my desk for extended periods has its rewards.
Anyone else have trouble like this? My bf works with a woman who lets 'em fly over the cubicle like criminals making a break for it over the prison walls.

[ckeaton]

re: Stinkies at Work#22

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:49pm

Anyone who knows anything knows that women don't fart. So that must be a lie singer.

Hamlet's father.

[StageManager2]

re: Stinkies at Work#23

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:49pm

I think farting is a sin!

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

[jimnysf]

re: Stinkies at Work#24

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:52pm

"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions" ------- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu" from "Can't Stop The Music" ----- "When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth" ------------ --------- "Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.