Stinkies at Work- Page 2

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#25

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:54pm

Ck, I must not know any real women, then. I guess reassignment surgeries are more effective than I thought.

[SueleenGay]

re: Stinkies at Work#26

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:54pm

Does he even say, "Oops!"?

PEACE.

[Calvin]

re: Stinkies at Work#27

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:56pm

From bway's description, I'm thinking high-fives are the more likely response.

[ckeaton]

re: Stinkies at Work#28

Posted: 8/28/06 at 12:57pm

When they detach the penis, they also remove the fart gland.

When gender reassignment goes from woman to man, the fart gland is harvested from hobos, since they can't be created in a lab.

Hamlet's father.

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#29

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:00pm

I believe that Spencer Gifts actually comes in and bottles this man's emissions for distribution as their signature fart spray.

[StageManager2]

re: Stinkies at Work#30

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:03pm

Has he no shame?

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#31

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:04pm

He's a native New Yorker.

[Calvin]

re: Stinkies at Work#32

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:09pm

The Bronx?

[JailyardGuy]

re: Stinkies at Work#33

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:10pm

What on EARTH would Miss Manners say? *horrified and aghast*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

[StageManager2]

re: Stinkies at Work#34

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:11pm

Jaily! How are ya?

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

[Calvin]

re: Stinkies at Work#35

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:13pm

She would say this:

Dear Miss Manners,
Let's say someone passes gas. They say, "Excuse me." Do you say, "You are excused"? My wife does this … I find it strange.


Gentle Reader,
Miss Manners has something even stranger for you: Etiquette's way of dealing with things that shouldn't happen is to pretend that they didn't.
So you—or, rather, that unfortunate "someone"—need not say, "Excuse me." And you are right that the response of "You are excused" has an unnecessarily imperious feel to it, as if you could equally well have refused.
Admittedly, the definition of things that shouldn't happen is arbitrary. Passing gas meets the definition, although, oddly enough, burping does not—unless you are doing it on purpose, in which case stop that this very minute.

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#36

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:14pm

Calvin, right in one. You get the prize. He now lives in Queens, though.

[JailyardGuy]

re: Stinkies at Work#37

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:15pm

Ah, progress...

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

[StageManager2]

re: Stinkies at Work#38

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:21pm

Am I missing something about New Yorkers?

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

[Calvin]

re: Stinkies at Work#39

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:22pm

They don't call them Bronx cheers for nothing.

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#40

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:30pm

or the Bronx Bombers.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

re: Stinkies at Work#41

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:31pm

It's topics like this when I consider having no sense of smell a blessing. However, the guy next door to me belches loudly throughout the day. If that end is acting up so unapologetically, I can only imagine what the other end is up to.

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#42

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:41pm

If you ever feel something akin to a teenager's thumping car stereo system, you might want to plug up your nose anyway. Whether you can smell it or not, something's going up your nose that shouldn't be there!

[StageManager2]

re: Stinkies at Work#43

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:42pm

What if it's your own?

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

[JailyardGuy]

re: Stinkies at Work#44

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:45pm

Oh, heavens to Betsy!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#45

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:46pm

The above is a self-taken portrait I took whilst in the midst of a "Buffalo Windstorm."

[JailyardGuy]

re: Stinkies at Work#46

Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:47pm

Oh, you fibber-fibber-fibbypants!



Your hair has never been that straight in your life. :-P

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#47

Posted: 8/28/06 at 2:05pm

You haven't seen me after this guy blows a wet stinky, then.

[JailyardGuy]

re: Stinkies at Work#48

Posted: 8/28/06 at 2:13pm

You're right. My apologies.

The hidden camera I had installed in your office has taken these shocking and dramatic before and after shots...

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

[bwaysinger]

re: Stinkies at Work#49

Posted: 8/28/06 at 2:25pm

That one's a redhead. Now, come on, you know I'm not a firecrotch.