Stupid Obama buys cocaine for monkeys!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/5/10 at 2:21pm

And of course he's using YOUR money!! What would we do without John McCain to spill the beans?

"Senators Tom Coburn (R-OK) and John McCain (R-AZ) have put out an excellent report on how your stimulus money is being spent. The report, Summertime Blues, has one example of Obama Stimulus money being used to study the effects of how “monkeys react under the influence of cocaine.”

You can’t make this stuff up."
Stimulus, shimulous!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/5/10 at 2:23pm

"Turns out, however, that this money is actually being spent on research into how to treat drug addiction in humans. And the Obama administration is going on record forcefully defending the project, sending over a statement pointing out that drug addiction is a rather serious problem and wondering whether GOP critics would prefer that we experiment on humans instead."


Oh. Never mind.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/5/10 at 2:23pm

Remember when John McCain was the sane, bipartisan Republican?

[StockardFan]

Posted: 8/5/10 at 5:46pm

I think he's lost it.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 8/5/10 at 5:47pm

ZOMG!!! Junkie Monkeys - Everybody panic!!!

[StockardFan]

Posted: 8/5/10 at 6:11pm

Brass Monkey............that Junkie Monkey.......

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/5/10 at 6:14pm

That monkey has a MONKEY ON HIS BACK!!!!

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 8/5/10 at 8:13pm

What you don't realize is that Sarah Palin had McCain killed and stuffed and now just uses him like a sock puppet. How else do you think a governor nobody had ever heard of who was barely into her first term was chosen to be a vice presidential candidate?

So don't blame Mr. McCain. His poor, bi-partisan soul is screaming at us from the afterlife in a vain attempt to let people know that he is no longer inhabiting his body.