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THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?

THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?

Cruel_Sandwich
#1THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 3/13/08 at 2:34am

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0811138/trailers-screenplay-E38353-314

When this project was first announced and it was revealed that Mike Myers was creating a new character, there was reason for optimism. The WAYNE'S WORLD movies are masterpieces and the first AUSTIN POWERS (but ONLY the first) was a terrific satire. Since then, however, most of his stuff has been pretty bad. GOLDMEMBER still ranks as an extremely depressing and awful comedy.

Nonetheless, do you think THE LOVE GURU will be any good based on that trailer? The trailer wasn't that funny (Midget jokes? Didn't you do that already?) but I think I might still give it a chance.

Unknown User
#2re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 3/13/08 at 4:58am

And isn't it EXACTLY the same plot as a real stinker from a few years ago called jut "The Guru"? It starred "The Indian Tom Cruise" and a couple bimbettes and the finale was them recreating the "You're the One That I Want" number from Grease.

Cruel_Sandwich
#2re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 3/13/08 at 3:13pm

Yeah but with midget humor.

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EmieMarie
#3re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 3/13/08 at 5:33pm

I might illiegally download it just to watch Justin Timberlake, its like he's bad, and KNOWs and embraces it, and I have to watch


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Cruel_Sandwich
#4re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 3/13/08 at 6:22pm

What do you think this new character's catch-phrase will be?

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Borstalboy
#5re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 3/14/08 at 9:18am

The trailer looks awful.


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Cruel_Sandwich
#6re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 7:38pm

Bump.

Cruel_Sandwich
#7re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 7:49pm

I think I may see this just out of morbid curiosity. What happened to Mike Myers? WAYNE'S WORLD is a masterpiece and the first AUSTIN POWERS is really good! Blargh!

Cruel_Sandwich
#8re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 7:51pm

"I had a hat like that once...then my mom got a job!"

Cruel_Sandwich
#9re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 7:51pm

Yeah, I too agree that this doesn't look very good.

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#10re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 7:53pm

There was some nightmarish cross-promotion episode of American Idol that featured Meyers as The Love Guru. It made me want to cry. And kill myself. This looks wretched.

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JerseyGirl2
#11re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 8:19pm

It looks dreadful, but I will admit that I bowed to my friend and said, "Mariska Hargitay to you."


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Phyllis Rogers Stone
#12re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 8:52pm

Plus, when I first saw a poster a little while back, I thought it was Jimmy Fallon. I guess that proves it could have been worse?

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Marianne2
#13re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 8:59pm

I thought it looked awful. I mean, worse than anything Mike Myers has ever done. I was trying to find a movie to see this weekend for my birthday, but there is just absolutely nothing good opening on Friday.


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CATSNYrevival
#14re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 9:32pm

For the record it's not a new character. It's one he's been working on since 1995. He mentioned it on one of the late night talk shows.

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#15re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 9:36pm

I don't care who created the character; it just don't look funny!

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Liverpool
#16re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 9:39pm

a pile a of **** you've been adding to for 13 years is still a pile of ****.

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#17re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 10:11pm

Flush it, Meyers!

Cruel_Sandwich
#18re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/17/08 at 11:12pm

At least this movie doesn't seem likely to break out the ol' Scottish accent.

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#19re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/18/08 at 12:44am

Just thinking about this movie makes me stop feeling guilty for pawning my Austin Powers trilogy for drug money.

Jon
#20re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/18/08 at 10:41am

Looks absolutely dreadful.

On the other hand, GET SMART looks like it might be pretty good.
Updated On: 6/18/08 at 10:41 AM

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MrMidwest
#21re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/18/08 at 11:25am


AICN's Moriarty liked it


"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter

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Jonny boy
#22re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/18/08 at 12:54pm

The only reason I want to see this movie is to see J.T. in his underwear!

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StephenSondheimWHOO
#23re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/18/08 at 1:53pm

It looks so horrible, I can barely tell if its supposed to be a comedy, I didn't even smile once during the preview. And its been SO over advertised, the bit on American Idol was so stupid

worrell4077
#24re: THE LOVE GURU- Mike Myers Returns?
Posted: 6/18/08 at 3:30pm

The first time I saw the trailer, I laughed really hard at some points. Now, any time I see advertisments for it, I don't even chuckle. It looks like crap and it's sad because Mike Myers has given some great comedic performances. That being said, if I have to see a movie this weekend, it's going to be Get Smart.


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