THE OFFICIAL ASHLEE SIMPSON HATE THREAD

[Jimmyojimmy]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 11:58pm

For everyone out there that just can not stand ashlee simpson, sign this petition to stop her before she does any more harm.
https://www.stopashlee.com/
I know at least 50 people who have signed it.

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 12:00am

Don't be hatin'.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 12:02am

I'll sign the Stop Tom Cruise petition.

[broadway betty]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 12:24am

But, Rath, isn't it fun to watch the trainwreck that is Tom Cruise act like a fool? If Hollwood news gets to me it's gotta be good. I think it's funny as hell!

[Jimmyojimmy]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 12:29am

Tom Cruise actually can act, he just is kinda weird in real life. HE was great in War of the Worlds (i saw yesterday) and Interview with the Vampire. But why does he have to keep acting a dam n fool all the time? whoopty friggin do, he's in love! I think I'm gonna go sh!t my pants. Him and Katie are so scripted. I could go on and on, but i'll save everyone a lot of unnecessary reading.

[Sumofallthings]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 12:32am

Why does Tom Cruise date so many tall women?

(I'm handing you guys punchline opportunities on a silver platter here)

[Jimmyojimmy]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 12:32am

Because hes only 5'8

[Sumofallthings]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 1:16am

That was the worst punchline I've heard in a while.

[Jimmyojimmy]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 1:19am

I know, but hes a friggin midget, but he's gorgeous.
If I were 10 older maybe i'd have a chance hahah, but Im like 3 or 4 inches taller than Katie Holmes who is also probably 5'8 Updated On: 7/1/05 at 01:19 AM

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 6:54am

How is signing a petition going to stop Ashlee Simpson? I am not going to sign it. But I really don't like her.

[shameless]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 8:46am

A petition isn't necessary, she's managed to derail her career all by herself.

[dietcherryemma]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 8:50am

Poor her. I just want to pat her on the head and give her a cookie. A really chewy one. Hate is so overrated.

[CosmopolitanBoy]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 8:50am

How does someone with no talent get to be famous??

They have an older sister with some talent.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 8:58am

So are we talking about Ashlee Simpson now or Danni Minogue?

[shameless]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 9:01am

Pop, we silly Americans barely know Kylie. :)

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 9:11am

Ah but you still got who I was talking about

[Millie42]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 9:18am

Hate sure is a strong word. Perhaps you dislike her but I doubt she has personally done anything to you to warrant your hate.

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 9:38am

I HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY DISLIKE HER AND HER NON-TALENT. thank you.

[Sumofallthings]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:04am

I dunno I don't think she's personally done anything I wouldn't have done to make money. If my sister was famous I would have capitalized on it, made enough money to not need to make any more for a long time and then work independently. Bitches!

[EverythingIsRENT]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:51am

These petitions are so dumb. Has she really personally offended you guys that much?? If you actually listened to her cd, you'd find it's actually a very well-crafted pop album with pretty darn good lyrics.

Sorry, I just can't fathom the rabid HARID for these little pop girls like Ashlee and Hillary when they haven't done ANYTHING to hurt anyone. Hatred is better spent elsewhere, but that's just my opinion.

[DoogieB]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:01am

Ya I do find this thread funny, but I think there are better people to spend time hating right now.

[magruder]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 12:02pm

You can't stop Ashlee! She just keeps dancing forever!

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 12:04pm

Ah magruder. How I love you so .

[shameless]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 12:04pm

that's classic

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 12:10pm

She's a skag.