All I can is that the Housewives Season 2 was mercifully short. Nothing really happened. Let me sum up.
Vicki is a control freak who needs constant attention to feel loved. She always needs to keep very busy at work in order to not realize no one loves her because she is annoying and treats people like something on a "to do" list.
Jo is a money grubber and a spoiled baby. She wants everything from Slade at the same time as total autonomy. She is a troll. Jo cannot sing her way out of a bag which means she will get a record deal or will be stunt cast on Broadway. Actually, maybe she can be the next PussyCat Doll.
Lauri is a deluded trainwreck. She found a rich man who will accept her pulled face, fake chest, tanned like a piece of rawhide body and has proceeded to act like she has all her s#@t together. She has been a troll to her children all season, calling them all out when she has been a worthless mother totally consumed with herself. Her daughter hit the nail on the head when she said Lauri is acting like she has her life together and now is torturing everyone. Lauri will never be happy. She is so insincere and insecure and only loves George for the level of $$$ he has. She makes me ill. Also, I love how she showers the little girl with all this $$$ and ignores her other kids. I hope George has a pre-nup.
Tammy is a good woman. She is not caught up in the $$$ and fakery. She is honest and doesn't use people. Love her!
Jeana has grown on me. She is a woman who has worked hard for everything and is finding herself in a transition. She is looking for internal happiness. I hope she gets some. I respect her work ethic and she is not an ego-maniac like Vicki.
Slade and Shane are gay. They need to kiss. Shane mentions Slade in EVERY episode and is so homophobic, he might as well just wear a dress.
Now that I have trashed most of these bitches, as a gay man, I have to admit they are divas and I would jump at the chance to party or shop with any of their rich asses.
Jeana, call me. I would love to hang with you! I'll give you an incredible birthday. Screw your husband!
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
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