THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 9:12am

Did anyone else get addicted to this deliciously trashy reality series on Bravo last season? I hated all of these women but I got sucked in. Season two starts soon!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 9:15am

I was hooked, I must say. I just laughed at how glamorous and "happy" they claimed to be, but were actually more dysfunctional than most "normal" families I know! But I still watched every episode!

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 9:20am

Me too! Total guilty pleasure.

Slade and Jo were the worst. And no way do I believe she was only 24 years old. I look younger than her! She's either a liar or has serious skin damage. And I will never understand the appeal of dyed yellow (not blonde...YELLOW) hair or the phenomenon of huge silicone t-ts with a skinny body. It just looks weird.

[Fabrizio2]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 9:23am

I somewhat got addicted. In the way that when I would turn it on I couldn't stop watching it.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 11:06am

I watched a marathon. I know they are real women and are edited for the show, but the way they are portrayed is just vile. It is the saddest show on televsion. They fill up their lives with things and possessions and they are all so empty and vapid. I don't know their names, but the one who posed for Playboy and now thinks she is fat, was crying because bloggers thought her son was gay is a collossal waste of time. I couldn't believe when they asked her her reaction to the show she talked about how fat she looked. Good gosh. I should have such problems.

I think this show is one of the seven signs that the world is ending.

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 11:30am

"I don't know their names, but the one who posed for Playboy and now thinks she is fat, was crying because bloggers thought her son was gay is a collossal waste of time."

Yup. Jeanna. She was also one of the ZZ Top girls! Hard to believe. At first she seemed to be a bit more grounded than the other ladies, but I grew to dislike her as well. When she went into that whole diatribe about the importance of genetics--saying how her husband and his mother selected her based upon her looks because she'd make a good "breeder"--I was nauseated.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 11:45am

I was in the subway the other day and someone had graffitied "Bourgeois Bitches Die" over one of their posters.

It made me laugh.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 11:49am

Jerby, that is the best. The person who desecrated the poster is probably a fan of the show.

[ClumsyDude15]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 1:16pm

double post.

Updated On: 1/2/07 at 01:16 PM

[ClumsyDude15]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 1:16pm

I got so addicted to this show.

I am dying for season 2.
It was so trashy and yet so addicting.
How spolied people live for some odd reason is addicting TV.
Laguna Beach, this, The Hills. All addictive. In a guilty pleasure tub of ice cream infront of the tv way.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 1:46pm

Of course, I watched every second of last season, and hated the young one (not a housewife yet) her fiance, and the one who had the hot son who makes everyone play baseball. I find her to be the most offensive...and in the promo of this season she states "I can never have enough of anything...if I get a car, I want seven more!"

No wonder her husband is practically comatose.

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 2:09pm

doodle, Jo and Slade are the worst. I especially loathe his creepy porno name. SLADE SMILEY.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 2:13pm

Ugh...when he won the bet and she had to clean the house in a maid's outfit!!! PIG!

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 2:21pm

He's an @sshole. But I can't feel sorry for her. She knew what she was getting into with this arrangement. For Slade, Jo is the young (SHE says 24, her haggish face says otherwise to me) overtanned, siliconed (which I'm sure he happily paid for) arm candy of his dreams. For Jo, Slade is an ATM machine with a penis.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 2:35pm

"I can never have enough of anything...if I get a car, I want seven more!"

I saw that promo too-I threw up in my mouth a little. How empty is your life?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 2:40pm

"For Jo, Slade is an ATM machine with a penis."

HA! Not too sure about the penis, tho.

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 2:48pm

Check out the last black and white. Obscured penis!

http://www.sladesmiley.com/gallery.htm

I think all of these modeling shots are from the '80s.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 2:51pm

awww...his penis must have been washed away!

HA!

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 2:54pm

lol. He should get new pictures taken. His body was great but they're so embarassingly dated! They remind me of that Jon Erik Hexum male model TV movie.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 3:03pm

and check out his resume...VERY extensive.

It says he "played Tony" in West Side Story...whatcha bet it was backstage.

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 3:55pm

Jeanna should enroll her sons in cornhole.
Updated On: 1/2/07 at 03:55 PM

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 4:05pm

No need, I'm sure, BR :)

[MotorTink]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 5:42pm

Jo annoys me most out of them all. She so is not 24, but that's besides the point, and I really don't see what's so great about Slade. And in Season 2 the fact that Slade was with the other housewife....oy....it's going to be annoying.

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 6:31pm

Lauri? The tall, divorced one who lives in the gorgeous townhouse but feels like she's poor because she lives "outside the gates" and has to work? She's so tranny-like, isn't she, MotorTink? Check out her face.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 6:50pm

yeah that's the one. Her son was in jail last season? She actually sometimes annoys me the least. yeah I can see where she could look like a tranny. Vicki (crazy mom who works with Lauri, that's her name right?) she is whacked, holy crap! They all look pretty crappy when they have close up shots.