TSA Flags Man With World’s Largest Penis For Additional Crotch Screening- Page 2

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/19/12 at 12:45am

I thought Jonah was straight, what's he doing here? I mean, I know he lets guys put their mouths on moby dick for money, but a THEATER BOARD?

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/19/12 at 2:08am

^I just threw up a little bit.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 7/19/12 at 2:58am

Sorry, unattractive both above and below. Jonah do you pass out when hard?

[Roscoe]

Posted: 7/19/12 at 10:51am

He may be straight now, but he used to attend gay fundraisers, wearing pants that made his endowment more than plain. He attended the after party at one such event and kept whipping it out -- he eventually had to be warned by security to keep it in his pants.

[Playbilly]

Posted: 7/19/12 at 2:23pm

"Oh, the humanity!"

[Jonah Falcon]

Posted: 7/22/12 at 10:57pm

Excuse me. Homely? Unattractive? That's not the feedback I get from people who actually meet me, you know, face to face.

I'm surprised no one has the nerve to tell it to me to my face, either. Either you confront me and get a response in person, or it didn't happen. I can read with the best of them (especially since I was raised by drag queens), so maybe it's best you hide.

Updated On: 7/22/12 at 10:57 PM

[SNAFU]

Posted: 7/22/12 at 11:12pm

Meh!
Please, share with us more on how hot you are and how big you are. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!


eta: Who leaked this story to the press? Oh wait, let me guess, the gorgeous YOU!

Updated On: 7/22/12 at 11:12 PM

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 7/23/12 at 11:55am

Updated On: 7/24/12 at 11:55 AM

[missthemountains]

Posted: 7/24/12 at 9:13am

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