TSA Flags Man With World’s Largest Penis For Additional Crotch Screening

[morosco]

Posted: 7/17/12 at 12:51pm

TSA Flags Man With World’s Largest Penis For Additional Crotch Screening

[tazber]

Posted: 7/17/12 at 1:00pm

For the record I was very co-operative. Once I explained that my porno was packed and I wasn't going to explode during the flight they let me get on the plane.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/17/12 at 1:11pm

^^^ funny out loud

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/17/12 at 1:57pm

I'll take a cute guy with a small one any day.

[Brian07663NJ]

Posted: 7/17/12 at 2:36pm

After a quick search online trying to find (without success) a picture...I found out that Jonah Falcon has done 2 documentaries...

I searched on Netflix. I typed in the name of the first documentary called "World's Biggest Penis" and guess what came up? The picture and list of movies by Jason Biggs. Not kidding - try it out. So then I typed in the name of the second documentary called "Private Dicks: Men Exposed." Apparantly I already watched the DVD back in May 2009 and rated it 1 out of 5 stars with a note that it was horrible, dumb and not worth the time.

So...sorry Jonah Falcon - I wasn't impressed and it was not memorable.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 7/17/12 at 2:38pm

A Google Images search with "safe search" turned off turns up plenty of pics.

I'm told.

[Brian07663NJ]

Posted: 7/17/12 at 2:47pm

Reginald...I don't know if I want to thank you. I didn't realize that I had the moderate filter on. I was able to shut it off. Saw too much. I don't know which is worse...the guy's face or penis. Thankful I wasn't the TSA agent assigned to search him.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/17/12 at 4:57pm

^There are pictures and it's gross. He's gross.

[Brian07663NJ]

Posted: 7/17/12 at 5:05pm

Suddenly hearing in my head "Turn It Off" from Book of Mormon.

Turn it off! Make it go away! Yes - the image of that large....thing.

[GlindatheGood22]

Posted: 7/17/12 at 5:06pm

It's frankly frightening.

Posted: 7/17/12 at 5:26pm

You're all just jealous. And Jonah is the largest...that you know of. There are bigger guys who just don't want the attention. It's a blessing and a curse. It's fun to drive one of those huuge stretch limousines, but there are a lot of garages you just can't park in.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/17/12 at 9:45pm

And the tires are flat most of the time.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 12:29am

Believe it or not, I know this guy. My fiancé plays board games with him on occasion. He's a complete ass.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 12:48am

Really? Because he seems like a total dick to me.

[Jonah Falcon]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 1:59am

Is that so? Who are you and who is he? Talking about someone behind his back isn't exactly the most polite thing in the world, either.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 2:05am

[tazber]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 6:57am

Welcome to the board J-Falc! Didn't realize you had an interest in theater.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 7:00am

Someone has a self-Google alert set!!!! lol

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 8:51am

Oh deer.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 8:52am

Uh oh. Board game night is going to be pretty uncomfortable this week...

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 8:55am

It's always pretty sweaty and uncomfortable anyway.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 10:56am

Twister with Jonah was never very much fun anyway.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 1:18pm

Right leg, Left leg, Third leg?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 7/18/12 at 9:16pm

Why does the most homely man on earth, end up with the biggest dick?

Because he needs all the help he can get.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/19/12 at 12:13am

Hmm... now that he's here I suddenly have so many questions.