TSA Flags Man With World’s Largest Penis For Additional Crotch Screening
#2
Posted: 7/17/12 at 1:00pm
For the record I was very co-operative. Once I explained that my porno was packed and I wasn't going to explode during the flight they let me get on the plane.
....but the world goes 'round
#3
Posted: 7/17/12 at 1:11pm
^^^ funny out loud
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#4
Posted: 7/17/12 at 1:57pm
I'll take a cute guy with a small one any day.
#5
Posted: 7/17/12 at 2:36pm
After a quick search online trying to find (without success) a picture...I found out that Jonah Falcon has done 2 documentaries...
I searched on Netflix. I typed in the name of the first documentary called "World's Biggest Penis" and guess what came up? The picture and list of movies by Jason Biggs. Not kidding - try it out. So then I typed in the name of the second documentary called "Private Dicks: Men Exposed." Apparantly I already watched the DVD back in May 2009 and rated it 1 out of 5 stars with a note that it was horrible, dumb and not worth the time.
So...sorry Jonah Falcon - I wasn't impressed and it was not memorable.
I searched on Netflix. I typed in the name of the first documentary called "World's Biggest Penis" and guess what came up? The picture and list of movies by Jason Biggs. Not kidding - try it out. So then I typed in the name of the second documentary called "Private Dicks: Men Exposed." Apparantly I already watched the DVD back in May 2009 and rated it 1 out of 5 stars with a note that it was horrible, dumb and not worth the time.
So...sorry Jonah Falcon - I wasn't impressed and it was not memorable.
#6
Posted: 7/17/12 at 2:38pm
A Google Images search with "safe search" turned off turns up plenty of pics.
I'm told.
I'm told.
#7
Posted: 7/17/12 at 2:47pm
Reginald...I don't know if I want to thank you. I didn't realize that I had the moderate filter on. I was able to shut it off. Saw too much. I don't know which is worse...the guy's face or penis. Thankful I wasn't the TSA agent assigned to search him.
#8
Posted: 7/17/12 at 4:57pm
^There are pictures and it's gross. He's gross.
#9
Posted: 7/17/12 at 5:05pm
Suddenly hearing in my head "Turn It Off" from Book of Mormon.
Turn it off! Make it go away! Yes - the image of that large....thing.
Turn it off! Make it go away! Yes - the image of that large....thing.
#10
Posted: 7/17/12 at 5:06pm
It's frankly frightening.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
#11
Posted: 7/17/12 at 5:26pm
You're all just jealous. And Jonah is the largest...that you know of. There are bigger guys who just don't want the attention. It's a blessing and a curse. It's fun to drive one of those huuge stretch limousines, but there are a lot of garages you just can't park in.
#12
Posted: 7/17/12 at 9:45pm
And the tires are flat most of the time.
#13
Posted: 7/18/12 at 12:29am
Believe it or not, I know this guy. My fiancé plays board games with him on occasion. He's a complete ass.
#14
Posted: 7/18/12 at 12:48am
Really? Because he seems like a total dick to me.
#15
Posted: 7/18/12 at 1:59am
Is that so? Who are you and who is he? Talking about someone behind his back isn't exactly the most polite thing in the world, either.
#16
Posted: 7/18/12 at 2:05am
#17
Posted: 7/18/12 at 6:57am
Welcome to the board J-Falc! Didn't realize you had an interest in theater.
....but the world goes 'round
#18
Posted: 7/18/12 at 7:00am
Someone has a self-Google alert set!!!! lol
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#19
Posted: 7/18/12 at 8:51am
Oh deer.
#20
Posted: 7/18/12 at 8:52am
Uh oh. Board game night is going to be pretty uncomfortable this week...
#21
Posted: 7/18/12 at 8:55am
It's always pretty sweaty and uncomfortable anyway.
#22
Posted: 7/18/12 at 10:56am
Twister with Jonah was never very much fun anyway.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#23
Posted: 7/18/12 at 1:18pm
Right leg, Left leg, Third leg?
#24
Posted: 7/18/12 at 9:16pm
Why does the most homely man on earth, end up with the biggest dick?
Because he needs all the help he can get.
Because he needs all the help he can get.
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#25
Posted: 7/19/12 at 12:13am
Hmm... now that he's here I suddenly have so many questions. 
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