TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 5:02am

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman for the last three weekends."

Father Donavon asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, 'tis I."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't be telling you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say Father, please."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Brydie Sharon?"

"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."

"Was it Mary Catherine Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed, Father."

"Was it Fiona McDonald then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads."

[paradox_error]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 5:37am

BRILLIANT!

[UpStage]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 7:27am

Another funny one Boobs !!!

[Britt0913]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 8:10am

Boobs, Boobs, Boobs. What are we gonna do with you? Loved that one!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 8:24am

That was GREAT! Too funny. Did I miss yesterday's boobs? Or was there not one?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 8:32am

Sorry Ashley....Boobs was coming home from Vegas yesterday without a puter...so there was no chuckle.

[KelRel]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 8:36am

Great one Boobsy! I hope you had a great vacation dear! MWAH!

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 9:04am

Oh, you nutty Catholics!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 9:33am

Oh! No, I was just wondering if I needed to go back and search for it or something. It's all good.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 10:12am

*smile*

[koala808]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 10:19am

Cute, BB! Hope you had a great time while you were away. Missed you yesterday!

[Magdalene]

Posted: 11/8/05 at 10:45am

You are SO good to us!!!