TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/05 at 5:02am
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman for the last three weekends."
Father Donavon asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, 'tis I."
"And who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't be telling you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say Father, please."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Brydie Sharon?"
"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
"Was it Mary Catherine Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed, Father."
"Was it Fiona McDonald then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads."
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/05 at 8:10amBoobs, Boobs, Boobs. What are we gonna do with you? Loved that one!
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/05 at 8:24amThat was GREAT! Too funny. Did I miss yesterday's boobs? Or was there not one?
#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/05 at 8:32am
Sorry Ashley....Boobs was coming home from Vegas yesterday without a puter...so there was no chuckle.
#6re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/05 at 8:36amGreat one Boobsy! I hope you had a great vacation dear! MWAH!
#7re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/05 at 9:04amOh, you nutty Catholics!
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#8re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/05 at 9:33am
Oh! No, I was just wondering if I needed to go back and search for it or something. It's all good.
#9re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/05 at 10:12am*smile*
koala808
Stand-by Joined: 10/19/03
#10re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/05 at 10:19amCute, BB! Hope you had a great time while you were away. Missed you yesterday!
#11re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/05 at 10:45amYou are SO good to us!!!
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