TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/15/05 at 5:09am

Who was Jesus ?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

[hannahshule]

Posted: 11/15/05 at 6:17am

HA!, that's great

[paradox_error]

Posted: 11/15/05 at 6:51am

Lovely!

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 11/15/05 at 6:57am

Love it!

Good morning everyone!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 11/15/05 at 7:09am

Great one, boobs, as always. Morning!

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/15/05 at 9:16am

Oh, I just made tee-tee in my knickers!!!!

[Magdalene]

Posted: 11/15/05 at 11:25am

You are the jokemaster!

[lamentingenvelope]

Posted: 11/15/05 at 3:35pm

LOVE it!

[Britt0913]

Posted: 11/15/05 at 3:39pm

Boobs, fabulous as always!