TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/30/06 at 5:14am
The manager hired a new secretary. He was young, smart, handsome and polite.
One day while taking dictation, he noticed the managers fly was open. When he was leaving the room, he courteously said, "Oh, by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?"
The manager did not understand the secretarys remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling him in, he asked, "By the way Mr. Jones, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was also quite witty, replied, "Why no, sir. All I saw was a little, disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
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ashley0139
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#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/30/06 at 7:35amOh my. Very nice.
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#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/30/06 at 7:36amWe gotta find you new material.
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#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/30/06 at 8:09amOh heavens!!
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#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/30/06 at 8:24am
Bboobs!
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#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/30/06 at 11:51am
hahaha wow.
lol beacon.
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