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#1

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning - Anyone See It?

Did anyone see this movie yet today? I was thinking of seeing it late tonight. Was it really gory and/or thrilling? I haven't seen a horror movie in a while. Was the remake that they filmed a few years ago better in terms of the gore/thrill?
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#2

re: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning - Anyone See It?

O would rather cut my arm off with a chainsaw.

This is what I don't understand. You make a crappy horror movie. It becomes a cult classic. Then, later, they make an AWFUL remake of that terrible movie. WHatever. It sucks, but there you go. And then....they make a PREQUEL to the REMAKE of the TERRIBLE HORROR MOVIE.

Are there no more talented screenwriters in Hollywood anymore?
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#5

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The original isn't a crappy movie at all, assuming one has some sort of understanding of it or film history. It was a very important part of the 70's exploitation movement where a group of post-sxities filmmakers walked away from the more gothic horrors of their upbringings and made some harsh, violent and frightening movies that sat uncomfortably (for a lot of people) close to reality-basesd horror. At times the original feels like a documentary, at times it feels like a home movie and it's not all happy accidents, they knew what they were doing. This was the era of Charles Manson, after all and 'Chainsaw' is very much a product of the world around it, instead of being set in some dank castle or some pristine, unreal world. The sound in that movie is brilliant as it puts so much background noise at the front of the track to up the state of unease and to make the horror more environmental, instead of just being about fumbling around in the dark. Make no mistake about it, most any bit of suspense/horror filmmaking done post-Chainsaw has its origins in Tobe Hooper's 'cult classic.'

The remake, alas, was just another bad horror movie, devoid of any connection to the real world and devoid of the passionate filmmaking of the original. I'll catch the prequel this weekend and hope for the best while anticipating the worst.


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Why not just go alone, JB2?
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#11

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I like a good horror movie, but I don't think I'm into the latest trend of torture-horror type stuff lately.
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#13

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Spoilers!

This movie may have had no plot, but I think it had a very important message.

At the beginning they explain how the town died and there was no more food so the few people remaining there decided to eat other people to survive. Throughout the movie you watch the main characters being cut up and tortured and killed and you think oh my dear lord that's HORRIBLE! How SADISTIC of them! You feel for the main characters because they are people just like you and you can't bear to watch them tortured, but if you think about it, this is what people do to animals! This movie helps the audience see what animals feel when they are being killed and tortured.

Now you can say that what I'm saying isn't fair because some animals' heads are just chopped off and they barely feel anything blah blah blah. But even if in this movie they just took the people and killed them, you'd STILL think that was horrible, wouldn't you.

You might also say that these people ate them because they needed to survive, just like how we need to eat animals to survive, but really the people could have just moved away along with everyone else to places that had food. We can just eat meat substitutes. Eating people (for us, eating animals) is just the lazy way out. Blah!

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#14

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enough bloodshed on the planet as we type...no thanks, won't pay money to see it.
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This movie's garbage. Plodding pace because there's no story and they have to milk 4 deaths for 90 minutes, it really doesn't serve any purpose as an 'origin' story as there's nothing added that we a) didn't know or b) cared about in any way, while it's content to mind-numbingly stern and dull most of the time, it decides for eight minutes in the third act to try and be a dark comedy, then ends with an ending that's preposterous but, at the same time, telegraphed so plainly that you're stuck thinking 'oh, god, they're going to do the preposterous ending they've set up.'

A humorless mess devoid of style or substance.

And, even worse, it's boring.

Updated On: 10/8/06 at 10:25 PM

#17

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A humorless mess devoid of style or substance.

ah, and I thought we were talking about a movie, not the current administration in DC.....
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#18

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"Why anyone would want to see a slasher movie to see people getting dismembered escapes me but to each his own"

Some people might say "Why anyone would want to see a cowboy movie to see the cowboys have sex with each other escapes me but to each his own"

Personally, I've seen both (the original massacre, not this new one)
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#19

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I ended up seeing Employee of the Month instead. Lol.
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#20

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I loved the remake...I thought it was well done.

So did I.

Ummm... If anyone's noticed, I'm a big fan of the horror genre. So much so that I've mercilessly defended similar films in recent years (High Tension, House of Wax, Hostel, etc.). Unfortunately, I can't do that with this one. There's some decent acting and glimpses of style, but I was just bored. More of the same, with very little to set it apart from the rest. Still, if you're a die-hard fan of the series, you might as well...
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I can't imagine why anyone would defend HOSTEL. A bigger piece of garbage, I cannot imagine. Well, okay, I could imagine; but I wouldn't want to imagine it. I just hated every second of that film. Mostly, because I didn't like any of the characters; and, once that happens, I don't care what happens to them. My issue with HIGH TENSION was the WTF ending. I liked HOUSE OF WAX and the remake of CHAINSAW. Hell, I'm even a tremendous fan of TCM Part 2, a film I feel like everyone hates, because I find it so amusing.
#22

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I can't imagine why anyone would defend HOSTEL.

And I can't see why people love Mystic River. Different strokes.

A bigger piece of garbage, I cannot imagine. Well, okay, I could imagine; but I wouldn't want to imagine it.

No! :) I could argue against that, but that's another thread. Maybe around Halloween...

Updated On: 10/11/06 at 10:34 AM

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