This movie's garbage. Plodding pace because there's no story and they have to milk 4 deaths for 90 minutes, it really doesn't serve any purpose as an 'origin' story as there's nothing added that we a) didn't know or b) cared about in any way, while it's content to mind-numbingly stern and dull most of the time, it decides for eight minutes in the third act to try and be a dark comedy, then ends with an ending that's preposterous but, at the same time, telegraphed so plainly that you're stuck thinking 'oh, god, they're going to do the preposterous ending they've set up.'
A humorless mess devoid of style or substance.
And, even worse, it's boring.
Updated On: 10/8/06 at 10:25 PM