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#1

Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 7:47pm

Lord have Mercy on our Souls!



(can you tell I'm listening to Showtunes on AOL Radio?)
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#2

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 7:48pm

You drove by my house?

I'm flattered!
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#3

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 7:50pm

hehehe, and I peeked in Parks, for shame!!!!!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#4

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 7:52pm

...it wasn't what it looked like! I swear!

...my lips broke the customer's fall!
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#6

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 7:54pm

I thought everything was bigger in Texas. Why are they so proud of the little one?

Now, if it was the best little bathhouse in Texas...

Damn you, Marvin Zindler.
#7

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 7:56pm

Everything is bigger in Texas? Like all of the fat people who live in Houston? *laughs*...wait...we're like...2 cities behind them in the fattest cities in the world...woops..
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#8

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 8:09pm

I can all depraved and loose and wild

It's "acting" (or "actin' "), is it not?
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#9

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 8:09pm

Now, now. Don't be too hard on the Houstonians. No public transportation + no zoning + brain-frying heat and humidity + barbecue and Tex Mex = fat city. Montrose area not included.
#10

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 8:28pm

I was less than thrilled with Houston.......liked Dallas much better
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#11

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 8:38pm

Of COURSE You did, Elphaba!


Frank Loesser NEVER wrote a song about Houston called "Big H!"



BTW, did I mention that I live in the Dallas area? re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#12

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 8:50pm

lol, M_E.....of course part of it might have been I was in Houston for a sales conference, while I was in Dallas for a tradeshow and the grand opening of the Eagle......
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#13

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/7/05 at 10:11pm

Not me - I've lived many years in both Dallas and Houston - I love Houston.
"High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man" - Tears for Fears
#14

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/8/05 at 12:08am

I don't care it it has a thousand whorehouses - all offering freebies for fist time visitors - I don't ever want to go to Texas!
#16

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/8/05 at 12:56am

Houston = trash. All of it.

The Eagle? Did I miss something in my six month stay?
#17

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/8/05 at 12:59am

AHH, love that show... THere prolly are TONS of whorehouses in Texas, they said that the heat also rages the hormones...
#18

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/8/05 at 1:15am

Dallas is way better than everywhere else in Texas!

...no, I don't live in Dallas...what are you talking about? I live in...um...Juneau. Yeah. Canada.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#19

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/8/05 at 1:43am

Jon, trust me, I don't ever want to go back

Austin is nice.....
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

Updated On: 8/8/05 at 01:43 AM

#20

re: Texas has a Whorehouse in it!

Posted: 8/8/05 at 2:27am

MB, you are too funny. :-p
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

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