I am honored to say that Santorum made his concession speech in my city. It was a fine, bright moment in my life to watch his daughter devastatedly press her head against her father's shoulder, American Girl doll in her arms, as her father comfortingly patted her on the head as if to say "It's okay, sweetie, Daddy's presidential hopes are down the tube but I'm going to go make even MORE money somewhere else."
His speech was surprisingly gracious. He still looks like a snake to me, but hey, at least, the snake's out of office.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."